I’ve said this before here myself, but it bears repeating.
Dear Russian MOD,
If there is going to be a nuclear war, please nuke Washington DC first. I know there are a dozen or so real patriots there, but I would call it acceptable collateral damage. The rest of them brought it on themselves. Just to know the scum in DC had been vaporized just before I see my own local mushroom cloud would give me great satisfaction just before I died.
I have my vodka and The Great Patriotic War music cued up for the event. I would say “Cheers”, but I don’t think you are in a mood for British colloquialisms.
Regards to Vlad! General Milley and his running lap dog “yes men” send their regards. The general would add a personal note, but he is on the phone with President Xi talking nuclear stuff.
Thank you for your consideration.
(Tongue in cheek, but not really, Reese’s Cups)
Scipio
Same thing goes for all the big-city Wokester hives: SF, Chicago, LA, NYC, et al. But Mordor On The Potomac has absolutely earned the right to be at the very tippy-top of the to-go list. As the Joker once so memorably said: this town needs an enema; a 50-kiloton one would surely be a good first step towards setting things right again. In fact, it might well be the only way of getting it done effectively.
Ripley knows.
Halp us, Jon Karry Vlad Putin! You’re the only who can save us now.
(Via WRSA)
I’d miss Rand Paul and MTG and…
Well, I’d miss Rand Paul and MTG.
Maybe we can get word to them to go visit their constituency that day…