Gotta be this one, from Reagan’s pal Gorby.
Imagine a country that flies into space, launches Sputniks, creates such a defense system, and it can’t resolve the problem of women’s pantyhose. There’s no toothpaste, no soap powder, not the basic necessities of life. It was incredible and humiliating to work in such a government.
Funny, our own domestic baggers de douche don’t seem at all embarrassed about it.
We used to make all of that, until our greedy ass finance people sent all our manufacturing to the chicomms. We are screwed, blewed, and tattooed
The real Soviet Union:
Their foray into space was nothing compared to the competition. Their failures are not well known.
They sent up a satellite first. Where does that place them?
Their defense system, particularly when commie Gorbachev was in power, is a joke. Their only defense lies in their nukes, and they may not work.
There was absolutely nothing in the soviet union worth a cup of spit.