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Elongate!!!

Posted on May 20, 2022May 20, 2022 by Mike

So of course the shitlibs are now trying desperately to gin up some kind of sex scandal they can use to lay Elon Musk low, the cheeky iconoclast having proven to be completely impervious to everything else they’ve tried so far to bring him to heel and put him back in his proper place. To wit:

Elon Musk announces he’s voting Republican and the next day the media is calling him a sexual predator.

— Christian Walker (@ChristianWalk1r) May 20, 2022

Bless his heart, he doesn’t seem to give a fart in a whirlwind about any of that horseshit, either:

Finally, we get to use Elongate as scandal name. It’s kinda perfect. https://t.co/qSNH7lsn72

— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) May 20, 2022

Between Musk, DeSantis, Tucker, Trump, and a handful of others, we’re living in what could fairly be thought of as a Golden Age for smacking libtards around and making the whiny douchenozzles cry, and I for one am loving it. As Glenn quips: When you’re targeted by a clown show, the only proper response is to point and laugh. Most satisfying of all is the way they react when they get their noses tweaked like this, losing it completely in paroxysms of spluttering, stammering rage. Being aggressively taunted, disregarded, and openly made sport of—especially when it’s coming from the kind of people whose habitual passivity, obsequiousness, and reflexive assumption of the defensive crouch they’d long since come to take for granted—is such an alien sensation for them they simply can’t help but blow their stacks every time it happens to them anew.

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3 thoughts on “Elongate!!!”

Barry says:

May 20, 2022 at 7:03 pm

Just as a reminder, the left always lies. Always, and everything is a lie.

Elongate is just another lie.

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kennycan says:

May 20, 2022 at 8:23 pm

The idea of Mocking them AND kicking their ass by buying (or wrecking) Twitter is the type of things I like to see.

Once again, for right now, smacking down Deep State from OUTSIDE DC carries the most upside. Inside the Beltway the “rules” (as applied unequally) are rigged against US. Keep goading them into insanity by refusing to bend the knee and punching back twice as hard while Mocking them is getting us somewhere.

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1. Barry says:
  
  May 20, 2022 at 11:35 pm
  
  “The idea of Mocking them AND kicking their ass by buying (or wrecking) Twitter is the type of things I like to see.”
  
  Ditto.
  People like Elon Musk need to be encouraged.
  
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