It is… Alive…

Sorta-Kinda…

BCE here. I heard from Mike today, our Glorious Leader of this here Den of Iniquity, nay dare I say, a Right Thinking Hive of Scum and Villainy (that I am proud to be part of mind you) Well, he’s OK… sorta-kinda…

Seems Mikey done got hisself some bad food and is doing his best to imitate a M72 L.A.W. Rocket Launcher.

For those of you ‘not in the know’ here’s a sample:

The backblast is almost as bad as the rocket going out the front… You dig the imagery I’m supposing as the crew here, albeit of Lowbrow Humor (why else you here?) are some of the more highly intelligent of the species (also why you’re here). Needless to say, some Pedialyte and some Pepto is in order so Our Munificent and Benevolent Leader of the aforementioned Scum and Villainous persons to recover and eventually kick the sickness to the curb like a bad habit.

No idea how Mike feels about Disturbed, but I think this’s apropo:

Feel Better Dude… you -are- missed. (Bullets from bad-shot Ex-GF not included)

So, More Later I Remain The Guest Intrepid Reporrter

Big Country

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ArthurSido

Always enjoy the fire from both ends flu

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SteveF

Thanks for the news, BCE.

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Barry

Mike, if you’re reading, hope you feel better soon. You are missed.

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Bill Quick

Even worrying about you over at Daily Pundit.

kennycan

That was Cold. I bet Mike is furious.

Get well soon. Or at least feel better soon.

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Bill Quick

Heh.

kennycan

Will the lunatic downvoting “get well soon” comments please stand up and identify yourself?

I didn’t think Bill Kristol could be THAT vindictive.

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SteveF

Just ignore the little bitch. He’s just a little bitch.

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kennycan

I’m getting a chuckle out of it though. 😋

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kennycan

If you notice every comment got a downvote.

Chances are it’s the same anal retentive bitch for each. 😎

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SteveF

There’s something else to be concerned about for poor ol’ Mike: After four days on the can, will he be able to tell any stories? You have to be at least a little full of shit to start off with “Yah, this one time me and the guys…”

Ironbear

It would be hilarious if Mike was the one doing the down voting.

Last edited 6 months ago by Ironbear
SteveF

“Fuck all y’all who wish for me to get better! After four days of this I just wanna die!”

Ironbear

There’s some things where you hope you’ll live through it, and others where you’re afraid you will!

warren

Or as my buddies in the silent service would say,
he’s Venting aft sanitaries

Bill Quick

Huh. Apparently Mike is becoming the butt of many jokes.

SteveF

The EPA has declared his entire house a brownfield.

Ironbear

KInd a like my place after Ulric farts. I think the EPA declared us a superfund site by the time he was a year old.

What that dog’s innards does to expensive dog food should be a crime.

Ironbear

It’s almost that time of year again! What time is that?, you ask?

Well you should ask: Time for Kevin Bloody Wilson and Santa’s Fuckin’ Roadies

It’s Christmas time so stock up the fridge and lock up your dope and

daughters”. “

Aesop

Immodium is your friend.

Best wishes for a rapid recovery.

Ironbear

You don’t have to answer this BCE, if you think it might incriminat you, but which of us are scum, and which of us are villainy?

Last edited 6 months ago by Ironbear

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