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It is… Alive…


BCE here. I heard from Mike today, our Glorious Leader of this here Den of Iniquity, nay dare I say, a Right Thinking Hive of Scum and Villainy (that I am proud to be part of mind you) Well, he’s OK… sorta-kinda…

Seems Mikey done got hisself some bad food and is doing his best to imitate a M72 L.A.W. Rocket Launcher.

For those of you ‘not in the know’ here’s a sample:

The backblast is almost as bad as the rocket going out the front… You dig the imagery I’m supposing as the crew here, albeit of Lowbrow Humor (why else you here?) are some of the more highly intelligent of the species (also why you’re here). Needless to say, some Pedialyte and some Pepto is in order so Our Munificent and Benevolent Leader of the aforementioned Scum and Villainous persons to recover and eventually kick the sickness to the curb like a bad habit.

No idea how Mike feels about Disturbed, but I think this’s apropo:

Feel Better Dude… you -are- missed. (Bullets from bad-shot Ex-GF not included)

So, More Later I Remain The Guest Intrepid Reporrter

Big Country


27 thoughts on “It is… Alive…

  1. That was Cold. I bet Mike is furious.

    Get well soon. Or at least feel better soon.

  2. Will the lunatic downvoting “get well soon” comments please stand up and identify yourself?

    I didn’t think Bill Kristol could be THAT vindictive.

    1. I think the downvoat is for the “I bet Mike is furious”… ackchully no, he said he’d laugh, but that might cause ANOTHER terminal failure of o-ring integrity… hate when that happens…

      1. If you notice every comment got a downvote.

        Chances are it’s the same anal retentive bitch for each. 😎

  3. There’s something else to be concerned about for poor ol’ Mike: After four days on the can, will he be able to tell any stories? You have to be at least a little full of shit to start off with “Yah, this one time me and the guys…”

    1. “Fuck all y’all who wish for me to get better! After four days of this I just wanna die!”

      1. There’s some things where you hope you’ll live through it, and others where you’re afraid you will!

      1. I’d have to say one of his more shitty experiences. I’m sure his bowl is overflowing with ‘issues’ by now

        “Think of the toilet!!!!”

        1. KInd a like my place after Ulric farts. I think the EPA declared us a superfund site by the time he was a year old.

          What that dog’s innards does to expensive dog food should be a crime.

          1. Like NewGran, I swear her poo goes to visit a Detroitistan Sewer before it transports back to her nappie. Most. Toxix. Shytte. Evvar.

    1. Yo Bro… that vidya is broken on OyTube or something… stopped 10 seconds in or iz it just Me?

  4. You don’t have to answer this BCE, if you think it might incriminat you, but which of us are scum, and which of us are villainy?

    1. Duuuuuuude… I’d like to think -evvabody here- as ‘villainous scum’ but I’m sure faaaaaar too many frens are just categorized as ‘scum’… I know I get the additional honorarium of “Leader/Associate Leader” of said-aforementioned scum, as you as well what with your positioning here at Cold Fury, however, “villainous” is something that has to be earned which the majority of peepo out there just don’t unnastand…Actions if you will, speak volumes….

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