BCE here. I heard from Mike today, our Glorious Leader of this here Den of Iniquity, nay dare I say, a Right Thinking Hive of Scum and Villainy (that I am proud to be part of mind you) Well, he’s OK… sorta-kinda…
Seems Mikey done got hisself some bad food and is doing his best to imitate a M72 L.A.W. Rocket Launcher.
For those of you ‘not in the know’ here’s a sample:
The backblast is almost as bad as the rocket going out the front… You dig the imagery I’m supposing as the crew here, albeit of Lowbrow Humor (why else you here?) are some of the more highly intelligent of the species (also why you’re here). Needless to say, some Pedialyte and some Pepto is in order so Our Munificent and Benevolent Leader of the aforementioned Scum and Villainous persons to recover and eventually kick the sickness to the curb like a bad habit.
No idea how Mike feels about Disturbed, but I think this’s apropo:
Feel Better Dude… you -are- missed. (Bullets from bad-shot Ex-GF not included)
So, More Later I Remain The Guest Intrepid Reporrter