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Hangin’ at the spa

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A number of female customers of a luxurious Los Angeles spa were outraged after the staff did not intervene when a man who thinks he’s a woman displayed his private parts.

“That’s traumatizing to see that,” one lady said.

Rilly? Traumatizing?!? Jeez, lady, but that seems a bit much to me. I mean, rude, sure. Inconsiderate, obnoxious, offensive, all fine. Mind, I’m not advocating, minimizing, or excusing the dude’s actions. But any grown woman who sincerely does consider the sight of unexpected public pecker traumatizing might need to get herself some help for that. I mean, come on—as if she’s never seen a schlong before?

Granted, the egregious flashing of weinage in inappropriate settings is unacceptable, of course. But if there’s anything here for a normal, healthy, adult female to be “traumatized” by, it’s an obviously mentally-disturbed, possibly even dangerous, weirdo running around loose in public, getting his sicko jollies at the disturbance he created.

Thankfully, somebody had the wherewithal to lay down a little common-sense factuality.

One spa worker explained that California law allows the man to use the women’s spa — because of his sexual orientation.

“What sexual orientation,” the female customer shot back. “I see a dick. It lets me know he’s a man. He is a man. He is not a female.”

At some point a woke male customer interjected himself into the conversation and lectured the biological woman about transgenderism. But that lady was not in the mood.

“He is not a female, sweetie,” she replied. “You’ve got a man with a penis talking about he’s a woman. He’s no woman. There’s no such thing as transgender. He’s got a dick.”

Nothing but 24-karat solid-gold truth, right there. How bizarre that our society has been dragged so far into PC degeneracy where daring to say such things aloud is considered hateful, bigoted, even illegal in certain quarters. The spa staff was likely terrified of being arrested, prosecuted, and doing time themselves had they dared to utter a single syllable of reproach against the pud-pulling sicko, and had damned good reason to be. THAT’S what we all oughta be concerned about, seems to me, and to heck with feeling all “traumatized” over the mere sight of unexpected goob.

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11 thoughts on “Hangin’ at the spa

  1. The obvious solution was to break out a big ol’ knife or hatchet — I’m sure the maintenance man had at least one — and remove the offending organ. There ya go, sweetie. No more man parts so you can call yourself a woman. And look! You’re even bleeding down there. No extra charge.

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    1. I found the title of the article–“Enraged Women Take Action After Naked ‘Transgender’ Dude Displays Private Parts in Spa”–annoying, although I didn’t mention it in my post. No, they did NOT “take action” at all; they complained about the guy to the spa employees, nothing more. Which is fine, but hardly what I’d consider “taking action.” No, “taking action” would have been if one of those pissed-off customers had kneed the nutjob right in his ballbag, leaving his ass curled up on the floor like a sheet of notebook paper in a roaring fireplace. Guess they weren’t quite enraged enough for anything like that.

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  2. Yup, the trans movement really irritates women. Shows that they’re now the bottom end of the diversity pyramid.

  3. We need more Steel Magnolias. One of them would have looked at him, pulled down here glasses and peered a bit closer, and said, “Well, ah declare! That looks like a human penis – only smaller.” End of problem as offender slunk away.

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    1. Your presumption is that “slunk” is in their vocabulary. My bet is that they instead would have called “Law Enforcement” and had the commenter arrested!

      1. A real Steel Magnolia would have “Law Enforcement” running for their lives.

        1. A “Steel Magnolia” who attempted any such thing would be perforated with MANY bullet holes!!!

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