FOAD, you corrupt, lying, kiddie-diddling, senile old rapist.
Speaking from the Rose Garden today at the White House, President Joe Biden celebrated the new guidelines issued by the CDC lifting mask requirements for people who are fully vaccinated, crediting his administration’s vaccination program with dramatically reducing the impact of the coronavirus.
Biden declared, “The rule is very simple: get vaccinated or wear a mask until you do. The choice is yours,” later tweeting out these words as well.
Izzat so, NotMyPresident Gropey? Well, here’s a counteroffer for you.
- WILL do exactly as I please, as usual, without reference to or regard for your own opinion or preferences
- WILL NOT be wearing a fucking mask
- WILL go wherever I want, whenever I want
- WILL NOT allow myself to be shot up with your precious “vaccine,” under any circumstances whatsoever
- WILL ignore all edicts, decrees, commands, and imperatives from the likes of you
- WILL ridicule you; defy you; oppose and/or undermine you, your minions, and all your works; and hold you in profoundest contempt till my dying breath
- WILL NOT be able to successfully and safely negotiate a short flight of stairs
- WILL babble incomprehensibly into the microphone the second the drugs begin to wear off
- WILL NOT be entirely sure of who you are, where you are, and what you’re doing ever again, for the rest of your miserable life
- WILL forever remain not—as you may flatter yourself in your increasingly-few lucid moments—”the leader of the free world,” but an international laughingstock, butt of jokes and object of scorn and ridicule among your fellow bottom-feeders, rumpswabs, and parasites
- WILL NOT enjoy a moment’s respect, deference, or obedience from me—ever
- WILL continue to publicly beclown yourself on a daily basis
So howzabout it there, Gropester? We got ourselves a deal here or what? In the event that we do not, please feel free to go piss up a rope.
“The rule is.” My GOD, the balls on these slimewads.
How long until they indict President Trump and send the pigs to arrest him?
Will Governor DeSantis refuse extradition and tell the pigs to go to the Big Craphole? Or will he turn into Nikki Haley???
“Or will he turn into Nikki Haley???”
There is no indication that DeSantis is even remotely like Haley. Not one.
Too verbose, Mike.
Pedodent Biden: The rule is very simple: get vaccinated or wear a mask until you do. The choice is yours.
Me: I will not, and you can go fuck yourself.
I agree strongly with the sentiments expressed by our host. Dementia Joe the puppet can mumble whatever words his handlers load on his teleprompter, but no one is paying him much attention because the whole world knows he is not actually making any decisions.
I am curious as to just why the fear campaign is suddenly getting swiched, with this “get the jab and you can act normal again” all of a sudden. For months now it has been “get the jab AND keep wearing the face diaper and cowering under your bed.” Lying little gnome Fauci (with apologies to gnomes) was all about how masks and social distancing would be forever. “No one will ever shake hands again” and all that BS.
So why the switch? And why now? Perhaps the economy is MUCH more badly broken than we know and they are scrambling to respond? Or maybe they are close to their targets for having enough people jabbed with the mystery goop and just need another chunk of people to get it before the activate it for its true purpose? Something else?
I don’t know, but I am deeply suspicious of these people. And the latest “we have always been at war with EastAsia” reality inversion has me wondering.
“And the latest…”
Heh, perfect Haz.
I had enough of them long before November 3rd.