Expect blogging to be sparse over the next several days, as I have just received some intriguing emails notifying me that not only are beautiful, sexy Russian girls acutely interested in meeting me, but Asian ones are as well. Apparently there’s an unexpected shortage of old, sickly, unattractive, and penurious American white males afflicting those locales, which has led to quite a surge in demand. As you can readily imagine, I’m going to need to spend some time investigating this most welcome development, in case my luck has finally turned.
KIDDING. I’m only kidding here, folks. Now, as is reputedly said in Hell: Coffee break’s over, everybody back on your heads.
Heh, never been to that site. Some fine jokes…
Are you going to file those next to the “You May Already Have WON!!!” mails from Ed McMahon, and the ones from the former Nigerian Prince offering you $10 million in gold for helping him to smuggle his late father’s billions into America?
Although, if you want to get the most out of those gorgeous Russian girls who are dying to meet you, you really need to follow up on the Viagra and penis enlarger emails, ASAP.