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I see this thing is working now…
Just remember: Even after this COVID crap is finally over, I still want all of you assholes to stay the hell away from me.
🙂
You didn’t even have to ask.
New legislation would protect drivers who hit protestors
New for 2021! The Dodge Ram 1500 Texoma Edition!
Hopefully next they’ll pass a law awarding a reward for hitting protestors of the Unconstitutional Variety.
Like an Open Season license in hunting.
I’d say $100 a head would be about right. But only $10 for blondes…
Racist.
I’m trying to be less white.
But the tanning salons are closed for Covid.
Conundrums. Sigh.
🥺
I’ll have another Coke, that should do it.
You need to check your brunet privilege, dude.
Brunet’s have more fun. Or is it blondes?
How ’bout nearly bald?
I had a crush on Bardot
Fell in love with Monroe
Read about ’em in the nationals
All the juicy little scandals
But I never saw ’em dancin’ at the county hall
with the short fat guy’s prematurely bald
Dig this
You can keep your black and your red heads
you can keep your brunettes too
Don’t wanna subservient woman
Gimme a blonde that’s six feet two boy
and that ain’t all
Waved as I drove by this morning.
OK, what is that song? I *think* I recognize the end.
Rod Stewart Blondes Have More Fun
Thanks!
Lookin good in OK.
Colin Farrell, Don Cheadle Among Celebrities Pushing Congress to Pass $2,400 Monthly Payments to Moms
So if I identify as a mom, do I get $2,400 a month?
That IS how this stuff is supposed to work, right?
Your housemate can identify as your child. Problem solved. Where’s the check?
I’m going to go with identifying myself as the child and my child identifying as my Mom. Just to mess with their heads.
Then I can do Regular Show Musselman My Mom jokes.
🙂
The truth is none of this is as bad as the real world where men (boys) identify as girls and compete in the girls sports. Really, the girls need to toughen up and embrace the power of the mob and throw some blanket party’s.
Be embarrassing when one girl-with-an-outie subsequently beat the crap out of eight girls-with-innies, though.
Just need a big enough mob…
The insane boys that think they are girls aren’t the toughest of specimens, generally speaking.
It’s a Mixed Up
Muddled Up
Shook Up World
Except for Lola
Except now Lola is a Girl that identifies as a Boy who is transitioning to a Woman.
I guess some of the boys will be identifying as Lesbians as they compete in Girls Sports and go hit the showers together.
Steve: If they weren’t embarrassed when a Women’s Olympian team was beat hell out of by a middle school all boys team, then they probably won’t even register it except to double down harder.
You can’t shame the shameless.
The cognitive dissonance of a certain subset of the populace is a wonder to behold.
I’ve mentioned that, except for me, everyone at my employer is a liberal, most of them full into libtard territory. Casual conversations conveyed their bone-deep belief in such tropes as “believe all women” and many other mainstays of libtard dogma.
But maybe not so bone-deep, push come to shove. When Kobe Bryant died I pointed out that he’d still be alive if he’d been thrown in jail after being accused of rape. That brought the conversation to a screeching halt. (I wasn’t a part of the conversation but it was taking place about four feet from me so I felt entitled to join in.) Then one guy, who a few minutes before had been proclaiming that some man in the news needed to be in jail because some woman had said he’d “assaulted” her, said, “Well, there are nuances…”
Right, libtard, whatever you say.
Tell you, I much prefer my job now that I no longer have to see or listen to those tools.
*nod*
Well, unless he got shanked while he was in there.
Life is uncertain. Eat dessert first. 🙂
And he’s back online…
Shout out to Spectrum as their activation function is a snap. I added another cable box and swapped 3 to newer boxes, and added internet/phone to the spectrum account, eliminating the DSL service we have currently out here on the coast.
After getting everything wired/connected and moving my monitoring systems to their new location, I clicked the email link, said yes I agree to all the lawyerly gibberish, and 10 minutes later all cable boxes are functioning and the internet modem is sending things to my wireless device and here we are.
Not bad. Much better than the old days.