Don’t thank me, thank Ace.
If you protest in the street, you deserve to get traffic coned. ???pic.twitter.com/3UzOisq8Kw
— Cari Kelemen (@KelemenCari) February 24, 2020
Some MLB team with a weak pitching rotation ought to track that hurler down and sign his ass up. That’s one HELL of a beanball.
Epstein didn’t kill himself update! Okay, have another feel-gooder.
— Paul Blair (@gopaulblair) February 22, 2020
For the record, let me just get this one out there in advance: neither did Weinstein.