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Todaze shockingly Racist!!!! post.

As emailed to me by my 60 year old mother, who, for some reason, I feel absolutely no desire to throw under a bus, unlike the familial urges of some Democrat politicians running for the highest office in the land that I could name, but won’t.

The Post Turtle

While suturing a cut on the hand of a 75 year old Texas rancher, whose
hand was caught in a gate while working cattle, the doctor struck up a
conversation with the old man. Eventually the topic got around to Obama
and his bid to be our President. The old rancher said, ‘Well, ya know,
Obama is a ‘post turtle’.’ Not being familiar with the term, the doctor
asked him what a ‘post turtle’ was.

The old rancher said, ‘When you’re driving down a country road and you
come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that’s a ‘post

The old rancher saw a puzzled look on the doctor’s face, so he continued
to explain. ‘You know he didn’t get up there by himself, he doesn’t
belong up there, he doesn’t know what to do while he is up there, and
you just wonder what kind of a dumbass put him up there.’

Exactly, Mom.  Exactly.


5 thoughts on “Todaze shockingly Racist!!!! post.

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  2. The post turtle metaphor seems to be more applicable to our current White House resident. Especially the “dumbass who put him up there” part.

    Also, I like to blow goats. Lot’s of goats. And I’m not really sure, but I may have done an entire flock of sheep once. Or Democrats. It’s so hard to tell the difference.

    Seriously, though, my anger at Bush is nothing more than un-requited love. Someday, my range riding eco friendly Texas cowboy, someday.

  3. Hey mod, thanks for helping me say what was really on my mind. I find it difficult to communicate with others, as I have absolutely no sense of humor or connection to reality. It’s so good to have a nice authority figure to tell me what I really think.

    I am, in short, a perfect little Democrat. Or sheep. If anyone can tell the difference.

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