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I am a free man

because I own firearms, and I can defend myself. A disarmed man is a subject of the state, not a citizen. I refuse to be a subject, and because I am a free man, I am therefore an armed citizen. Here in the Carolina mountains, I am surrounded by other free men. This is our birthright, and something sixteen generations of my family have defended. We don’t much care what you overpaid, supposedly “public servants” in D.C. think of that.

But if the Supreme Court wants to pretend that “shall not be infringed” doesn’t mean exactly what it says, us Carolina boys will be glad to re-enact the burning of D.C. for ya. I’m pretty sure the decendants of the Green Mountain boys will want to help, too, and we might even find some of Sam’s kin with an itch to set you straight. There’s plenty of us decended from the founders still around, you know. And we have a message for you:

From our cold, dead hands, motherfuckers.

Molōn labe!


3 thoughts on “I am a free man

  1. And thats why hitler disarmed the jews and stalin disarmed the the russians so they can be easly subdicated and sent to concentration camps and thats why the UN wants to disarm americans so we can be subdicated rounded up and sent to concentration camps to serve the NEW WORLD ORDER under the evil UN

  2. I feel the same way, Joe. Either the right is protected as written, or the Supreme Court gets to hunt for new digs in some non- burned out city.

    Who’s with me? I’ve had enough of this nonsense, and I’ve lived long enough not to fear death in the best of causes.

  3. HELL YEAH!!!!!!! And for some…”Remember your oath of enlistment? REMEMBER YOUR OATH OF ENLISTMENT!”

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