Well, we’ve all had a high old time ridiculing the Dems as being without new ideas, having no plan of any value or substance to offer to American voters, just more of the same old bitching and whining about Bush. But now it looks like John Kerry is about to make us all eat those disparaging words, by offering us — wait for it — more socialism, government health care, and higher taxes.
Yep, that’s right folks, we’ll get health care with all the compassion of the IRS, all the efficiency of the Post Office, and all the competence of the DMV. And working Americans who happen to be successful enough to make more than 200,000 a year will have the privilege of paying through the nose for it, too, just like they pay for everything else on the Santa Claus Dems’ wish list — all while the bribed Dem base sucks ever harder on Uncle Sugar’s teat, pausing only to complain about the taste. Hey, from each according to his ability and all that, right?
Not that the Dems are red-toothed Commies or anything, mind, trying to appeal to the baser instincts of their pig-ignorant voters by fomenting class envy and hatred. Why, to even think such a thing would be the worst sort of slander, and not at all in keeping with the rules of polite discourse so beloved of the more moderate quadrants of the political-dialogosphere.
Man, the Repubs are doomed this fall.