So, now Bush has nominated a murderous right wing extremist, a plain Nazi, for the Supreme Court. This guy Alito is clearly insane, favoring as he does a return to slavery, legalized wife-beating, new laws requiring that the US attack any and all available impoverished Third World nations militarily, and of course he wants to make early-term abortion of Democrat fetuses mandatory. He’s against the right to vote, and also favors immediate chemical weapons attacks on the inner cities. Apparently he also favors abolishing grocery store chains to promote the Bushitler’s Urban Starvation program, and turning the entire US Government as we know it over to WalMart to use as they see fit. He wants to kill every Negro, Asian, and Muslim in the world, and is adamantly opposed to the tradition of exchanging gifts on Christmas. He wants to see birthday cake abolished, and does not support Americans’ right to drive cars. He supports Rumsfeld’s proposed Universal Domestic Torture initiative.
If Alito is confirmed, we can surely expect to see the end of human freedom and the advent of gulags and re-education camps; all wages, salaries, and other income will be seized for use in the Rethugnicans’ Kill The Poor program, and all private property will be legally turned over to Exxon immediately. There will be automatic weapons in every American living room. We will all be forced to wear ugly, rumpled grey tunics as we’re marched off to the Reagan Memorial National Extermination Centers, and our children will be forced to sing Jesus Loves Me This I Know as they cook our intestines over fires stoked by the torn remnants of our cancer-riddled flesh.
The rivers will be choked with pollution composed mostly of the blood of the Noble Poor, but it won’t matter because the water will be undrinkable anyway, due to the Bush-mandated increase in arsenic levels. The air will be unbreathable due to the smoke from the crematoriums. The sun will flicker and die out, and the Earth itself will cease its axial rotation, thereby rending our world asunder via tectonic forces even as it freezes into a cold, blighted, lifeless ball of Hell. Ultimate Conservative Darkness will finally blot out all light and joy all over the globe, speeding its accursed gloom worldwide on the black and stinking batwings of Republican Death. And the carrion foul will harshly croak the name of the unholy Beast, gleeful and insolent, around mouthfuls of the flesh of the innocent dead: ALITO!
Plus, he’s white, and a “he.” That alone should have disqualified him right there. Or so you would think, anyway, if you were at all inclined to listen to the shrieking of the gender-based-discrimination-supporting bloviators Jeff rounded up. Fortunately, most Americans aren’t.
The battle is about to be joined at last. The Left is waxing hysterical over this one; they’re utterly terrified, and they should be, because they just might see decades of court-ordered collectivism and mandatory political correctness undone with a shift in the balance of the USSC. And they know deep down that there’s not one damned thing they can do about it.
Sweet, ain’t it?
Update! Still no sign of Bush and his entire criminal cabal resigning over the egregious and illegal outing of CIA superspook Valerie Plame, although we expect the announcement momentarily. Plame, you may recall, is the intrepid and über-secret CIA agent probably best known for singlehandedly demolishing the Berlin Wall. She was also profiled admiringly in Vanity Fair magazine a while back, no doubt as one of her many important covert activities. She is the wife of Lyin’ Joe Wilson, a famous and well-respected bridge fourth.