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Innovative Fuel Conservation Plan

Wow.

This is maybe the greatest, smartest plan to conserve fuel that I’ve ever seen. Stick it right in OPEC’s ear.

It really resonates with me for some reason. I don’t know why. It just does.

Brilliant stuff.

H/t Dan Cleary, who placed first in a race last week for the very first time ever. Yay Dan!

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3 thoughts on “Innovative Fuel Conservation Plan

  1. That guy’s not riding to “stick it to OPAC”.

    He’s riding because he’s an alcoholic who lost his drivers license after his 4th DUI.

    Great commercial, though…

  2. Hey, how do you know that?

    Way I see it, this is an energy conservation plan we all can live with.

    Okay, so the Hi Life is only good in hot weather at picnics and stuff, and some Sierra Nevada or Magic Hat is much better stuff in that weather. But still…

    And besides, everybody knows alcoholics don’t ride bikes after getting the fourth DUI, they ride mopeds.

  3. We need to start drilling in the ANWR it will not harm the wildlife they seem to have a fasination with oil workers lets feed the eco-freaks to the polar bears and orcas BURP SQUARK

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