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I may not know art…

But I know I just LOVE this.

In 1989, the sculptor Arturo Di Modica placed a huge statue of a “Charging Bull” right in front of the New York Stock Exchange on Wall Street. The bull symbolized financial optimism and prosperity, but then in March of this year, the investment firm State Street Global Advisors (SSgA) commissioned “Fearless Girl,” a statue that changed the meaning of the bull. In protest this weekend, sculptor Alex Gardega responded with a statue of his own.

“I decided to build this dog and make it crappy to downgrade the statue, exactly how the girl is a downgrade on the bull,” Gardega told The New York Post. The artist poo-pooed the “Fearless Girl” statue, which many have taken as a symbol of feminism.

“This is corporate nonsense,” Gardega told The Post. “It has nothing to do with feminism, and it is disrespect to the artist that made the bull. That bull had integrity.”

His statue, entitled “Pissing Pug,” took aim directly at “Fearless Girl,” specifically at her left leg.

And the libtards responded exactly as you would expect: with their usual grim, OUTRAGED!™ PC humorlessness. Which just makes it even more delicious.

“Forget artistic integrity. If you put a statue of a dog peeing on a little girl, you’re a huge asshole,” tweeted a social media editor at TED Talks.

It isn’t peeing on a little girl, shrieker. It’s peeing on a statue representing your cuntish little political statement; it was designed to do nothing more than send your delicate ass into frothing fantods, it worked beautifully, and plenty of us think that’s totally hilarious. Leave it to our old bud Iowahawk, a/k/a David Burge, to nail them to the cross:

By far the best response came from David Burge. “I am so angry Imma make a Fearless Flea for the Urinating Dog peeing on the Fearless Girl blocking the Charging Bull,” he jokingly tweeted.

Heh. As always, juiceless, joyless, hysterical Progressivists can’t help but prove the very point being made by those mocking them.

They just keep right on losing, again and again and again. And they can’t for the life of them figure out why.


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