I’m pretty sure I could guess who she would’ve voted for last time around.
Mermaids do exist – in California.
A woman with webbed toes identified herself as a mermaid named Joanna after she was found mostly naked and walking along a dark road in the middle of the night in Fresno County.
The young brunette was wearing only a black sports bra and had wet hair when cops found her near Millterton Road and Brighton Crest Drive in Friant around 3:15 a.m. Tuesday, the Fresno Bee reported.
She told cops she was a mermaid who’d just been in the water. But she answered “I don’t know” to most of their questions.
“There are some strange things that happen up here,” said neighbor Karon Renwick. “We’re in the mountains.”
Well, one thing is clear anyway: we must ensure that she, and all other mermaids, has free and open access to whatever bathroom facilities they all feel most comfortable with.
Via Glenn, who quips: “That’s where you usually look for mermaids, the mountains.” Heh. Indeed.™