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Nimrata versus the Nimrods


I’m not saying he looked lost, flummoxed and bewildered at the debate, but deer in the headlights were stopping drivers along Highway 25 last night, demanding not to be lumped-in with Lt. Gov. André Bauer.

Bauer looked more flustered than Sandy Berger at a Wet Support Hose Contest.

The last time two deeply confused and troubled girls crashed and burned as badly as Will Folks and Larry Marchant, they sold popcorn and called it “Thelma and Louise”.

Hey, Jake Knotts; Jack Murtha called–he wants his “Corrupt Redneck of the Year” belt-buckle back. And his toothbrush. It’s his tooth’s turn.

What stirred up this nest of home-spun hornutz?

Lori Ziganto:

“South Carolina is one of only five states where legislators are not required to record votes. In 2008, the South Carolina House of Representatives recorded only 8 percent of votes on general bills or joint resolutions, and the Senate recorded only 1 percent.”

You read that correctly; 8% and 1%. Haley’s introduction of a bill that would change that and require transparency was more than just ‘unpopular’. The bill has been stalled since last Summer. And Nikki Haley was removed from her position as chair of the Banking Subcommittee, all as a way to “put her in her place” and silence her.

Hey, sleep-creeps: Lives & Fortunes called; they want their Sacred Honor back.

I think they’re going to get it, too.


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