Actually, that’s not quite right either; it isn’t going to end at all, at least not until it’s officially legal for “people” to marry animals. Yes, that will mean that Christian churches (but not mosques; NEVER mosques) will be forced to perform marriage ceremonies for them, after which all congregants will have to rise to their feet and cheer in jubilation as the happy couple (almost certainly both males, or pseudo-“males” who have had their tits sliced off) lies down on the altar to consummate their holy matrimonial union by enthusiastically butt-fucking each other half to death in front of their appalled, coerced audience.
Think I’m being hyperbolic, do ya? Give it another five to ten years. At MOST.
Hundreds of people who identify as dogs gather in city center: ‘Call animal control’
They’ve got a bone to pick.A pack of dog-identifying humans has prompted calls for “animal control” after footage of their Berlin meet-up went viral.
An estimated 1,000 people who prefer to be recognized as not humans, but canines, organized a gathering at the Berlin Potsamer Platz railroad station in Germany, communicating only by howling or barking at one another.
Online, critics jeered at the trans-species folk, some offering to put the herd’s “canine instincts” to the test:
“Just abandon them in the Siberian tundra and let them survive with their canine instincts.”
“I don’t see anyone smelling the tail of others.”
“Call animal control and give them their rabies doses.”
“Can you imagine when they all have to defecate?”
“But if they identify as dogs, why do they put on masks?”
“When I wear my costume I feel I’m no longer human,” Ueda, 32, previously told the UK Times. “I’m free of human relationships. All kinds of troubles, related to work and other things — I can forget about them.”
But animal-like behavior has been fetishized as a BDSM kink known as “puppy play,” where participants, usually men, are equipped with muzzles, collars or leashes and behave like a dog.
Some OnlyFans models have become mutts to rake in the big bucks, finding that the canine behavior is especially lucrative.
In 2020, adult content creator Jenna Phillips revealed she raked in $10,000 per month just for acting like a pooch — collar and all.
“It’s insane,” she said at the time. “I never thought my weird dog kink would be looked at by a broad audience, or that so many people would like/care about it. It still blows my mind.”
Emphasis mine, because she’s perfectly correct: insane is EXACTLY what it is. The difference now is that used to be, we locked up the demonstrably insane in lunatic asylums to prevent the harm they might cause to others, themselves, and/or society at large. Today, we’re required to declare “Pride” months for them, attend their parades, allow them to proselytize our children, and not just tolerate them but stand up and applaud them as courageous “heroes.” DM has questions:
Can they be prohibited from restaurants? Will they be required to get rabies vaccines? Will I have to walk them on a leash? Scoop their poop?
A: Yes. Yes, you most certainly will. The last bit, anyway. That, and much, much more—and worse. The other two three, absolutely not. That would be WRONG, see.
Most importantly, if I kill someone and can prove that the person identified as a dog, I can’t be charged with murder, right? At most, animal cruelty…
Of COURSE you can. In fact, as J6 shows, you won’t even have to sardonically suggest it for them to toss you right into the Amerikan Goolag indefinitely.
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Take those dogkin to the vet to be neutered. We definitely don’t need those walking (on all fours) defects to be breeding.
And full treatment such as docking tails and ears. Tail might be difficult but if you ID as a dog, then try we must.