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“Stimulus” — all 13 bucks a week of it

Still wondering what this power-grab scam is really all about?

Of course, that wonderfully generous portion of your own money our masters have so magnanimously decided to let you have back was viciously cut, from $500 a year to $400. Now watch the trained-seal media start hooting about how the Republicans are to blame for ruining the whole thing. Just watch.

Thanks, comrades. Thanks a pantload.

(Via JWF)

Update! Via Slublog, the Anchoress reminds us of something our masters would just as soon we forget:

As I recall, when there was a $600.00 stimulus check rolling down the pike a while back, Mrs. Obama rather sneered at it:

“You’re getting $600. What can you do with that? Not to be ungrateful or anything. But maybe it pays down a bill, but it doesn’t pay down every bill every month..”

Hmm…13 measly bucks a week, reduced to 8 after January, versus 600 all at once. A meal for two at Mickey D’s once a week, temporarily, after which it declines to the 99 cent menu at Taco Bell, versus a new TV or something. Stimulus.

Out of touch with the Great Unwashed, that Michelle Magdalene Antoinette. But hey, 13 bucks a week’ll keep us proles in cake, anyway, if not much else.

Of course, it’s keeping us in check that our masters are way more concerned with here.


2 thoughts on ““Stimulus” — all 13 bucks a week of it

  1. Oh! Wait?….didn’t SHE THE ONE say something about maybe it might buy a nice pair of earrings?

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