https://coldfury.com/wp Sat, 16 May 2026 01:00:29 +0000 en-US hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.9.4 https://coldfury.com/wp/wp-content/uploads/2020/01/CFicon.ico https://coldfury.com/wp 32 32 Greenland https://coldfury.com/wp/greenland/ https://coldfury.com/wp/greenland/#comments Wed, 13 May 2026 23:07:23 +0000 https://coldfury.com/wp/?p=28399 Would you like to know more? Greenland]]> I thought of the best reason of all for the US to grab Greenland: Interment camp.

In particular, interment camp for illegals from warm countries. We build a camp north of the Arctic circle, near enough the ocean that polar bears can serve as guards. Provide enough fuel that they can heat their quonset huts to 50F over the winter, or to 75F for half of the winter, their choice.

Sure, we could do the same in Alaska, but that wouldn’t cause enough outrage.

Greenland Territory: protectorate of the United States. An idea whose time has come.

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Memezapoppin’! https://coldfury.com/wp/memezapoppin-127/ https://coldfury.com/wp/memezapoppin-127/#respond Wed, 13 May 2026 19:27:02 +0000 https://coldfury.com/wp/?p=28396 Would you like to know more? Memezapoppin’!]]> Welcome to this week’s installment of our Wednesday meme feature, folks. Links to the “found via” sources will be attached to the specific MiQ’s (Memes in Question) whenever I can remember them, which likely won’t be very often. Only the first two memes will appear above the fold to save on bandwidth usage, since I assume not everybody who shows up at this here websty will want to see all of them. This intro will appear at the top of each week’s Memezapoppin’! post. Enjoy, funny-pitcher lovers.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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The art of NO deal https://coldfury.com/wp/the-art-of-no-deal/ https://coldfury.com/wp/the-art-of-no-deal/#comments Tue, 12 May 2026 23:23:47 +0000 https://coldfury.com/wp/?p=28376 Would you like to know more? The art of NO deal]]> Hate to have to say it, but Trump is an idiot, and he’s screwing the pooch by the numbers.


Here’s the ugly truth of the matter, via Lakeside Joe.

That penultimate line—“The regime can only be stopped by force” et al—assumes something not so far in evidence, namely that “At some point, Trump will be convinced of this reality.” It’s my considered opinion that Trump, being at heart a basically decent sort who derives no pleasure from killing people in job lots, would vastly prefer to make some kind of deal with the Mullah regime, even though any deal the howling Western infidel makes with the Mullahs won’t be worth the paper it’s printed on.

Which in turn means that Trump, having an entirely unrealistic view of the opponents he is confronting—ie, a far too charitable one regarding their willingness to deal fairly and honestly with “the Great Satan,” among other things—should never have dragged us into the Iran quagmire in the first place. His Presidency will be regarded by future historians, if any, as a catastrophe, one this piss-poor excuse for a nation will be paying for for generations, possibly even centuries. Sorry, but IMO that’s the long and the short of it.

Update! Just got off the phone with my brother Jeff, who just minutes ago shelled out $1100.00 at a truck stop to fill up his Freightliner with diesel fuel, but won’t make anything close to that much this week. He says another month or so of losing money like this and he’ll be out of business, and the truck will be up for sale. No need to rush anything, eh, Donald? *spit*

It begins update! Jeff called back to tell me that a friend and co-worker of his just gave the company his notice and put his truck up for sale. He’s taken a job driving a dump truck, for just slightly more than minimum wage. For as long as THAT lasts, anyway. He says thanks a pantload, Donald!

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The Daily Donnybrook, and other fine things https://coldfury.com/wp/the-daily-donnybrook-and-other-fine-things-69/ https://coldfury.com/wp/the-daily-donnybrook-and-other-fine-things-69/#respond Sat, 09 May 2026 21:55:06 +0000 https://coldfury.com/wp/?p=28358 Would you like to know more? The Daily Donnybrook, and other fine things]]> Welcome to Ye Aulde Colde Furye Blogge’s shiny new open-comments thread, where y’all can have at it as you wish, on any topic you like. New posts will appear below this one. There will be blood…

Mike @Substack


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What did you THINK was gonna happen, anyway? https://coldfury.com/wp/what-did-you-think-was-gonna-happen-anyway/ https://coldfury.com/wp/what-did-you-think-was-gonna-happen-anyway/#comments Thu, 07 May 2026 03:22:10 +0000 https://coldfury.com/wp/?p=28355 Would you like to know more? What did you THINK was gonna happen, anyway?]]> English teen converts to Pisslam, embraces jihad, predictable shitshow ensues.

The whole story might have been another establishment media attempt to reassure Britons who are jittery about their country’s present and downright fearful about its future. Everything is going to be all right, you see; Islam is certainly different to what we are used to, but it makes people sober, upright, and godly, and who could possibly object to that? All shall be well and all manner of thing shall be well, if only the “far right” would stop its endless agitating.

But that’s not exactly what the story is about.

Instead, it seems that this new Muslim now stands “accused of having a suicide vest and of supporting Islamic State (IS).” The pious young man has been “charged with stockpiling weapons, explosives and a suicide vest at his family home.” Even that is not all. He is “also accused of supporting IS and is suspected of sharing its propaganda on terrorist attacks as well as footage of battlefield explosions and killings.” He is even “said to have had swords in his possession as well as homemade explosives.”

Imagine what his parents must be thinking at this point. But even worse, imagine what they were thinking when he converted to Islam. Their reaction, as well as that of his teachers, was almost certainly supportive and positive. They likely knew enough not to be “Islamophobic.” For twenty-five years or more, they’ve been told that Islam is a religion of peace that is completely and entirely benign in all of its aspects, and that only very bad people suggest otherwise. And so they would never have dreamed of even coming close to trying to convince this young man to reconsider his decision to convert. That would have been “bigoted.” And so now they’re looking at visiting him in prison at least for the next few years.

Yet despite the fact that this is an all too common story, hardly anyone ever asks the key question: What is it about converts to Islam? This boy, and many others like him, converted to Islam and instead of becoming a peaceful adherent of the vaunted religion of peace, became a jihad terrorist. Why did he do that? Why didn’t the local imam and his new friends at the mosque prevent that from misunderstanding his new, supposedly peaceful faith? Why do so many converts to Islam become terrorists, while so few converts to Christianity do so, if any become terrorists at all?

Because terrorism is in the core DNA of that grotesque pseudo-religion, that’s why. It’s inscribed, in so many words, throughout the pages of their horrid little hate-n-murder tome, the Koran (spit), the Sura and Hadiths as well. Every devout Moslem considers jihad against the infidel to be not just some distant, outmoded conceptual tenet but a concrete, inescapable duty, an Earthly obligation which absolutely MUST be fulfilled before the Moslem will be allowed to enter Paradise. To flinch, shirk, or in any way try to evade this sacred duty is anathema to the Faithful, period fucking DOT. This being so, then—and it is—how can any sensible person profess surprise when yet another Western convert (usually an emotionally troubled, maladjusted young male) blows himself up in a public square or crowded restaurant; drives a rented truck onto a jam-packed sidewalk and through the unsuspecting crowd; or guns down a dozen innocents from a makeshift sniper hide using a scoped, big-bore rifle?

BOTTOM LINE, then: Jihad is what Pisslam IS; it’s what its warped adherents DO. Trying to separate the one from the other is a mug’s game, a totally bootless waste of time and effort. The simple fact is that Pisslam and terrorist slaughter—which Muzzrats are pleased to dignify via use of the weasel-word jihad (which, as we have been scolded a blue million times, in truth signifies not physical combat and conquest but an intellectual/spiritual quest for enlightenment and self-improvement; oh, and lest we forget, the very word “Islam” itself translates as “peace,” y’know)—are completely and irrevocably indivisible; to the devout Moslem, they go together like beans and cornbread, thus neither can nor should be separated. None but a purblind fool would even think of deluding himself to the contrary, not ever.

To so much as idly daydream about the obvious impossibility of severing Pisslam from its jihadi central pillar would be to render oneself an outcast. To actually attempt it would be a foul profanation, a direct and knowing insult to Allah the Merciful, All-Knowing and All-Powerful so outré as to reduce the mightiest, most dauntless of warriors to stark, terror-stricken paralysis.

Spencer knows all this as well as anybody, of course; having intensively studied the blood-soaked history, atavistic credos, and hidebound primitivism of the toxic Moslem mind-virus for lo, these many years, I’d bet he knows a hell of a lot better than most, in fact. Certainly, he has a far more comprehensive understanding of the marble-hard, decidedly unpleasant realities confronting civilized populations than any of the mincing, effete pantywaists in charge of ineffectual governments across the dying West could manage. His closing lines, bleak as they are, say it all:

Can I guarantee that you’ll never see another article from me in which I ask questions such as those in the preceding paragraph? I wish I could. But the denial is near-total. The convert terrorists will keep coming.

They’ll do just that, unfortunately, until enough Western “infidels” rediscover their guts, their self-respect, and their will to by-God fight in defense of their lives, their liberty, their homes, and what you might call their tribe—assuming We Duh Peepul still retain sufficient testicular fortitude to prove equal to so formidable a challenge.

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Don’t start none https://coldfury.com/wp/dont-start-none/ https://coldfury.com/wp/dont-start-none/#respond Thu, 07 May 2026 00:10:50 +0000 https://coldfury.com/wp/?p=28351 Would you like to know more? Don’t start none]]> Won’t BE none. Schlichter reminds ‘em:


Cry me a fucking river, tough guy. I repeat: if Israel really wanted to genocide your worthless proto-Neanderthal asses, every last one of you would’ve been wiped out long ago.

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Misery https://coldfury.com/wp/misery/ https://coldfury.com/wp/misery/#comments Thu, 07 May 2026 00:05:45 +0000 https://coldfury.com/wp/?p=28346 Would you like to know more? Misery]]> Thy name is “shitlib.”


DT piles on:

Imagine the hours of fun. All that tutting and disapproval.

Yeppers…and the weeping, and the wailing, and the gnashing of teeth too. But then, as with their Mooselimb allies of convenience, that’s the only kind of “fun” Leftards truly grok.

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Telling it like it is https://coldfury.com/wp/telling-it-like-it-is/ https://coldfury.com/wp/telling-it-like-it-is/#comments Wed, 06 May 2026 23:44:29 +0000 https://coldfury.com/wp/?p=28343 Would you like to know more? Telling it like it is]]> Of all people, Big John “Lumpy” Fetterman, and my cap is duly and humbly doffed to him for his honesty, forthrightness, and stark bravery.

Fetterman calls NYC protesters ‘pro-Hezbollah/Hamas,’ puts own Democratic Party on blast
Sen. John Fetterman, D-Pa., described protesters who demonstrated in New York City on Tuesday as “Pro-Hezbollah / Hamas s[—]heads,” and indicated that the Democratic Party should speak out against them.

“Mob of Pro-Hezbollah / Hamas s[—]heads raging against law enforcement and terrorizing the NYC Jewish community near a synagogue and day care,” Fetterman wrote in a Wednesday post on X.

“Where’s my party’s condemnation?”

Where indeed, John. Free advice: don’t be holding your breath waiting on it.

(Via Ace)

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More DAC https://coldfury.com/wp/more-dac/ https://coldfury.com/wp/more-dac/#respond Wed, 06 May 2026 23:37:25 +0000 https://coldfury.com/wp/?p=28340 Would you like to know more? More DAC]]> Re the death earlier this week of David Allan Coe, a Fakeberg friend of mine posted this and I just had to swipe it.

As someone else said in the comments over at FB, you see this photo and you just KNOW some crazy shit’s getting ready to start. Heh. Indeed.

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Memezapoppin’! https://coldfury.com/wp/memezapoppin-126/ https://coldfury.com/wp/memezapoppin-126/#respond Wed, 06 May 2026 21:52:00 +0000 https://coldfury.com/wp/?p=28337 Would you like to know more? Memezapoppin’!]]> Welcome to this week’s installment of our Wednesday meme feature, folks. Links to the “found via” sources will be attached to the specific MiQ’s (Memes in Question) whenever I can remember them, which likely won’t be very often. Only the first two memes will appear above the fold to save on bandwidth usage, since I assume not everybody who shows up at this here websty will want to see all of them. This intro will appear at the top of each week’s Memezapoppin’! post. Enjoy, funny-pitcher lovers.

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