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Pardoned turkey now sleeps with the fishes as Clinton body count rises

A fatal error. WASHINGTON, D.C.—A turkey recently pardoned by President Trump was found dead after claiming to have dirt on the Clintons, sources at the FBI confirmed today. The official cause of death was suicide, though the bullet wounds were in the back of the…

Heroes never die

Where does America find such men? Britain, apparently. Within the hour, she was pouring him coffee. He said that his name was Rick Rescorla, and he seemed eager to talk—so eager that Susan doubted he was paying much attention to her end of the conversation….

HAPPY 9/11 DAY!

So whilst doing the kitchen prep work for throwing a mangled, charred human limb onto the barbie for my own 9/11 Day memorial celebration, I ran across this compelling article from one of the wire services: ROOTERS—Congresspersons the Honorable Ilan Omar (D—Shitholistan), Ayanna Pressley (D—Hamas)…

RIP Wyatt

Easy Rider rides no more. Peter Fonda, the son of Henry Fonda and the younger brother of Jane Fonda, has died, PEOPLE confirms. He was 79. Peter’s family confirmed the sad news in an exclusive statement to PEOPLE on Friday and said that the two-time Oscar-nominee died after…

The mystic chords of memory

What could be more appropriate today than a reflection on Gettysburg by the Civil War’s greatest historian, Shelby Foote? Lee laid his hand on the dead Jackson’s map, touching the regiion just east of the mountains that caught on their western flanks the rays of…

Rolling Thunder!

The last ride? Washington (AFP) – More than 100,000 flag-bearing bikers, many of them Vietnam veterans, throttled their engines Sunday for the annual “Rolling Thunder” ride through the capital as President Donald Trump vowed to keep the Memorial Day spectacle alive. Spectators lined the route…

Tragedy

Damned awful. Today Federalist Staff Writer Bre Payton passed away of a sudden illness at age 26. As her family and friends prepare for a funeral in her home state of California and a memorial service in Washington D.C., friends and colleagues sent prayers, love,…

An old, sad story

Jack Kirby, Stan Lee, heroes, and villains. And so Stan Lee’s stable of mid-twentieth-century superheroes became the multi-billion-dollar franchises of the twenty-first century, making a fortune for Lee and his new Hollywood associates and rather less for the talented fellows who’d cranked them out every…

“We are all Proud Boys now”

And not a moment too soon, either. “Our attack is merely the beginning,” Antifa’s terror manifesto read after they led a premeditated and well-coordinated assault on our Metropolitan Republican Club in Manhattan’s Upper East Side. They hoped we would cancel a scheduled event the next…

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