RINO Circus Archive

They weren’t “tricked.” They were cooperative. Not “played”—playing along. As active, willing participants, not hapless victims, whether of their own naive stupidity, the wily Democrats, or anything else. Republicans Got Played By Joe Biden and There Needs to Be a Reckoning Sorry, but as long as you refuse to open your eyes to the actual […]

“We Can’t Throw the Rascals Out”

Posted May 3, 2021 By Mike

TINVOWOOT: it’s not just a slogan anymore. It has now been one hundred days since the Investiture of the Puppet, and the political junkies have moved out of the “honeymoon” phase and into the early run-up to the 2022 midterms and the 2024 presidential contest. Republican stalwarts are plotting strategy for retaking the House and/or […]

RINOs gotta RINO

Posted April 7, 2021 By Mike

Another example of the system functioning exactly as intended. Which is another reason why the system has gotta go. Arkansas Republican Gov. Asa Hutchinson defended his decision to veto legislation that would have made his state the first to ban gender-confirming treatments or surgery for transgender youth in a fiery exchange with Fox News host Tucker Carlson Tuesday. “The Tucker Carlson Tonight” […]

Mike WHO?

Posted April 6, 2021 By Mike

Now ain’t this rich. Reports are that former Vice President Mike Pence is “laying the groundwork for [a] 2024 Presidential Run.” BWAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! But the only groundwork Pence should be laying is for his retirement. His surrender to the Democratic Party in the final days of the Trump presidency disqualifies him. Pence may very well be a “good […]

Blowhard, bloviating

Posted March 17, 2021 By Mike

Looks like we’re well and truly back to business as usual. McConnell warns of GOP retribution if Democrats eliminate filibuster OOOOOH, GOPe retribution!!! Bet Yertle McTurtle left his esteemed colleagues across the aisle Swamp rat co-conspirators shaking in their boots with that one! Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell (R-Ky.) again warned Democrats on Tuesday that […]

T’was ever thus

Posted March 1, 2021 By Mike

An oldie but evergreenie that just ain’t ever gonna grow old or stale. Unfortunate though that is. It may be inferred again that the present movement for women’s rights will certainly prevail from the history of its only opponent: Northern conservatism. This is a party which never conserves anything. Its history has been that it […]

Shameless suckup smackdown

Posted February 18, 2021 By Mike

When we need ya, we’ll call ya, double-dealing bitch. According to a new report, neoconservative anti-Trumper Nikki Haley reached out to former President Trump on Wednesday to request a sit-down at Mar-a-Lago — but he shot her down. The opportunist Haley, who has been described by some as “the right’s Hillary Clinton,” trashed President Trump […]

A peek behind the curtain

Posted February 5, 2021 By Mike

It’s all old news now, of course—a dead issue, completely moot. The only aspect of the stolen 2020 election that’s of even slight interest to me at this point is that there are still scattered pockets of True Believers remaining here and there, pitifully clinging to the fantasy that somehow, some way, the miracle of […]

Getting right down to business

Posted January 12, 2021 By Mike

They’re coming, and they’re not wasting any time about it. As a devout Catholic, Biden understands that defensive violence is not merely a natural right, but the Catechism of the Catholic Church calls it a “grave duty.” St. Thomas Aquinas explained that “if a man, in self-defense, uses more than necessary violence, it will be unlawful: whereas if he repel […]

Got a light?

Posted December 5, 2020 By Mike

They’re just rubbing our noses in it now. Shut up and take it. Want your kids to attend class in the public school you pay exorbitant property taxes to fund? No, shut up and take it. Want to keep your lifeblood up and running so you can pay your bills and your employees? No, shut […]

Yeah, no

Posted December 5, 2020 By Mike

It’s crucially, vitally important that we all vote Republican no matter what, see, even if we have to hold our nose and gag on a suppurating boil like Mitt Romney. Because, umm, see, if we don’t, then, uhh, all sorts of awful…that is to say, the Demonrats could conceivably…if they take back the Senate, they […]

“Unite” this

Posted November 12, 2020 By Mike

It ought to happen, and it ought to be only the beginning of what happens. But it won’t. With the media, establishment Republicans and Democrats calling for Americans to “unite” around the so-called “President-Elect,” Levin issued a scathing retort, “I’m part of the new resistance, God forbid if our president doesn’t win…I am not uniting […]

Oh, please

Posted November 6, 2020 By Mike

Gloating abounds on the Pollyanna Right that Biden-Harris-Whoever will find him/her/itself tied in knots by the GOPe-controlled Senate, unable to accomplish much of anything. Julie Kelly ain’t having any of it. Yes, Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell’s record on confirming federal judges, including three Supreme Court nominees, is laudable. But the four-year reign of the […]


Posted September 23, 2020 By Mike

When I said Codevilla had “called ’em all out” earlier, I didn’t imagine for a moment the way Julie Kelly would double, triple, and quadruple down on that idea. Leader McConnell, you repeatedly lauded Mueller and his work. Senator Ben Sasse, who has remained silent on the real scandal—how Obama’s White House weaponized the most […]

The truth about “neocon” NeverTrumpTards

Posted February 19, 2020 By Mike

The same old Vichy GOPe liberal phonies in conservative mufti: wrong then, wrong now, wrong forever. Every bit of this — the grinding and gurgling economy of the legacy media and its temporary darlings — relies on this support structure of peer approval. Doubtful? You can most clearly see it play out live on Twitter, […]

New low for NRO

Posted February 14, 2020 By Mike

Brutal. National Review’s Troll-in-Chief, Kevin Williamson, is calling for Roger Stone to be thrown in prison for 50 years, which is a literal death sentence for the 67-year-old. This is just pathetic. Not just the desperate and trollish cry for desperate and trollish clicks, but to be so bitter, neurotic, and small you publicly and shamelessly […]

Reverting to form

Posted February 9, 2020 By Mike

The Vichy GOPe is already tired of all the winning. Plan to probe Bidens sparks GOP divisions President Trump and top allies have homed in on former Vice President Joe Biden’s push to oust a top Ukrainian prosecutor and Hunter Biden’s work for Burisma Holdings, a Ukrainian gas company, as they’ve sought to counterprogram on the sidelines […]

Shampeachment Round 1 is sent to the showers

Posted February 6, 2020 By Mike

Not much more I can really say about it, so instead I’ll use the opportunity to bash contemptible, oily rumpswab Mittens Romeney. Rather, I’ll let Ace do it: Mitt Romney is a not a conservative, “severe” or otherwise. He’s a Business Class Liberal. Always has been. Yes, he’s very “conservative” on issues like “should the […]

Fix: IN

Posted January 29, 2020 By Mike

Indulge me for a little worst-case-scenario doomsaying. Attorney to the President, Jay Sekulow, explained that the legal team isn’t content to offer a rebuttal to Democrats impeachment arguments, they plan on attacking them. Sekulow made the comments during an appearance on ‘Fox and Friends First,’ where he accused the resistance party of selectively editing witness testimony to […]

The looking glass, darkly

Posted January 28, 2020 By Mike

Steyn says Trump is the consequence of YOU. For three years the question absorbing Swamp-dwellers has been: How did Trump get elected? According to Adam Schiff, the answer is the Russians. According to Hillary, the answer is sexism and/or Macedonian content farmers. According to the media, Trump “tapped into” a large segment of the American […]