Schlichter has it, and it’s a sure-fire can’t-miss:
The fact is that no one knows what’s going to happen next year, but we can make educated guesses based on trends, probabilities, and past performance, or lack thereof. Sometimes that prognostication goes really poorly, as President Felonia Milhous von Pantsuit can attest between eager gulps of Chardonnay – oh sweet, life-giving alcohol. For a little while, it deadens the pain.
So what will happen in 2018? Well, it will either be terrible, or great, or kind of both. You can take that to the bank.
Follows, some more prognosticatin’, and then a caveat:
So will 2018 work out this way? Maybe. But maybe there will be some stunning sideswipe that will knock civilization off its feet. A war with North Korea. An asteroid strike. Ben Sasse going a week without saying something obnoxiously condescending and sanctimonious. Anything is theoretically possible.
Place your bets, folks!