The Clintons partied like it was 2015 on Thursday night, hosting a $100,000-a-table star-studded gala designed to relaunch their troubled family charity.
On offer at a post-dinner auction was a trip to the Caribbean with Bill – or chardonnay with Hillary.
Also on offer, was ‘chardonnay with Hillary Clinton’. The program said: ‘Savor a rare opportunity to enjoy a glass of wine with one of the most admired and respected women in the world.
‘During this experience of a lifetime, get to know the woman who has been on the frontlines of the fight for social justice, children’s advocacy, women’s equality, and human rights across the globe, all while enjoying a glass of her favorite Chardonnay.’
That prompted an auction battle with the auctioneer saying: ‘This is more drama than Trump v Mueller.’
The winning bid was $65,000, to the obvious delight of Bill.
Yeah, I just bet so.
On the other hand, though, it might have been worth that much to remind her that no matter what she does, she’s never going to be president—then dump the hooch at her feet and watch as she falls to her knees and desperately tries to lick it off the floor.