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We cannot spare this man!

I ask you all: how can you not LOVE the guy? First, this happened: pic.twitter.com/11nzKwOCtU — Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) November 27, 2019 Pretty funny, no? Of course it is. Not without a nugget of truth at its core, either. In any event, Trump proudly…

The unbreakable connection

“Corruption!” they squealed, laughably. In the case of climate change, the religionists would recruit more adherents if they weren’t so utterly hypocritical in their lives. Maybe people would start cycling and driving a Prius. Likewise, the new converts to constrained executive power, adherence to norms,…

“A Shameful Abuse of Congressional Power”

A deceptively mild title for the absolutely blistering, incandescently glorious blast from Mr Black that follows. First, and as I have been writing and saying until I am almost blue in the face, not one scintilla of evidence has been adduced that President Trump was seeking a…

Aesop gets RESULTS!

From his lips to Trump’s ears. This time for reals. SecDef just fired SecNav Chickensh*t, less than 24 hours after we suggested that exact obvious COA. Word to your mother, kids: You don’t get to run games and diss your CinC on the pages of…

Comedy GOLD

From the comments: “Just a bunch of tough ass Patriots giving out freedom naps.” It’s one punch and off to dreamland for most all of these creampuffs, and it’s nothing but a pure joy to watch. Even so, I initially resisted embedding yet another vid…

Check it out now: the Funk Soul Brother

For some reason, the great Billy Preston was on my mind today, so it seemed appropriate to share with y’all. First, for those of y’all who may not be hip to him, here’s a little bio outline from Wikipedia: Preston was a top session keyboardist…

Hope, even yet?

As pessimistic as I’ve gradually waxed about all this of late, Bill Barr’s Federalist Society speech contains much to dispel the miasma of gloom ‘n’ doom. We all understand that the Framers expected that the three branches would be jostling and jousting with each other,…

Wolf gets Blitzkrieged

God, how I miss Kellyanne Conway. WOLF BLITZER, CNN: I just have a final question, a sensitive question, and it’s a political question, it’s a substantive question. I don’t want to talk about your marriage. I know that there are issues there. Your husband George…

The best offense

Is NOT a lousy defense. I give credit where credit is due. I don’t admire much about the Democrat Party but I do admire their ability to fight. They never quit—they never stop advancing, and even when they are on defense like they were for…

Cancel culture

I seem to recollect Trump proposing something along these very lines as a candidate. The Trump vs. Biden situation aside, the entire national conversation right now suggesting that attaching strings to foreign aid is akin to an impeachable offense or treason is absurd. It is…

The peasants are revolting!

A while back I coined the phrase “the Fuck You Revolution” here, in reference to what I saw as an increasing number of people fed up to the eyeteeth with liberal hectoring, slander, dishonesty, and the ever-widening encroachment of their all-powerful federal Leviathan on our…

Troll level: King Of The Entire Fucking Universe

As the man says, this video of a man bidding a heart-rending farewell to his loved ones as his doomed plane goes down is tough to watch. Until, suddenly, it isn’t. Pilot loses engine on single engine prop. Gives final message to family and friends…

“I am the anonymous whistleblower…”

Coo coo ca choo. I am the anonymous whistleblower who blew the whistle on the Hillary Clinton corruption. Travelgate. Cattle futures. Whitewater, and the missing records of the Rose Law Firm. The Uranium One transfer of American uranium to Russian interests while Bill scandalously was getting paid huge speaking fees. How she joked…

On your feet or on your knees

Rand Paul shows the GOPe what r’airing up on one’s hind legs looks like, as we say around these parts. I was right in the middle of a riff on it’s not hard to defend Donald Trump. I was explaining to everybody in the sold-out…

Toxic masculinity

Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the next President of the United States. Donald Trump Jr. on Thursday defended his Twitter outing of the whistleblower who sparked the House impeachment probe against his father, while also calling the commander-in-chief “a counterpuncher” who has “got a pair.” Appearing on…

Bon soir, chumps

“Badly flawed” is putting it mildly. The Trump administration announced on Monday that it was officially withdrawing from the Paris Climate Accord, with the withdrawal officially set to be completed one year from now. “President Trump made the decision to withdraw from the Paris Agreement…

Kick the tires, light the fires, first one up’s the winner

Y’all already know I just love me some F16, which is the damned prettiest, sexiest jet fighter anybody ever made or ever will make. But it looks like the USAF found a way to put the ice cream on the pie. That badass color scheme…

“A Great Awakening to the Fight is Upon Us”

That’s the title for this great Mark Beurlein piece; the subhead, though, is better still: No more compromise, no more calls for bipartisanship. Fuckin’ A. Let’s get to the meat of it, shall we? Last week in a dinner speech at the Mayflower Hotel in…

With apologies to Aesop

Schlichter lays out the recipe for victory. The fact is that this is a GOP-leaning district that should go red in 2020. But why would the voters – as opposed to the ones who checked the box for the polyamorous pinko – support some soft…

Not adding up

Send the word. Can you count, suckers? I say, the future is ours…if you can count. Because if you can count, you can see where this entire impeachment kangaroo court is hopping to. You can see how this will all end. You can see that…

Setting ’em straight

Dan Crenshaw quotes the “impeachment” clowns chapter and verse, straight from the handbook. Media pundits criticized Republicans after a group in the House stormed a closed-door impeachment interview Wednesday, with MSNBC host Donny Deutch referring to the group as “boring, nerdy-looking white guys.” Republican Texas…

Storming the Bastille

It’s about damned time. About two dozen frustrated House Republicans on Wednesday stormed the secret room where House Intelligence Committee Chairman Adam Schiff (D-CA) has been running the closed-door impeachment inquiry. Led by House Judiciary Committee member Rep. Matt Gaetz (R-FL), the Republican lawmakers attempted…

Troll level: GOD-EMPEROR

Just when you thought Gropey Joe’s hapless campaign couldn’t possibly flounder any more hilariously. Washington (AFP) – Democrat Joe Biden has launched a Latino support network but the presidential hopeful got trolled soon after when a website matching his outreach movement’s name was snatched up…

Kettle, a-boiling

You really, really want to watch this. Trust me. Capitalism has had enough of your bullshit pic.twitter.com/bOKwoE0SRJ — John Skjult (@skjultster) October 18, 2019 After enjoying that most satisfying vid, I’ll let Ace say it for me: “I need a cigarette.” He goes on from…

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