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Build the damned wall NOW

Wow. Just…wow. Donald Trump Jr lead a group of outraged politicians and right-wing commentators after the Mexican illegal immigrant who admitted to shooting Kate Steinle in the back while she was walking with her father on a San Francisco pier was found not guilty of second-degree murder. ‘What a disgrace,’ the president’s oldest son tweeted […]

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Rotten tree bears toxic fruit

Defining degeneracy down. Or, looked at another way, raising the bar to truly nauseating heights. Would you be inclined to buy makeup because a 10-year-old boy is showing you how to create a look on Instagram? If we’re talking about Jack Bennett of @makeuupbyjack, then the answer could well be a resounding yes. Oh, I assure […]

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Sexual assault/harrassment/groping accusations officially jump the shark

Annnnd I think we’re just about all done with this now. Several women have accused porn legend Ron Jeremy of sexual assault. This would seem to be a serious story, not a parody or spoof. No, really, I mean it. The allegations against Jeremy, which date back more than 30 years, gained traction when adult star Ginger […]

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Dragon swallows sun, spits it back out again, Trump to blame!

Oh, and while we’re at it, the stupid eclipse was RACIST™, by the way. No, really. The Atlantic’s very lengthy essay on the failure of the eclipse to occur where a sufficient number of black people reside is entitled “American Blackout.” It clocks in at a remarkable 4,544 words and does not appear to be satire. […]

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Trump fires liberal hate-object Comey, just as they’ve been demanding for months; liberals OUTRAGED!

Okay, now it’s just becoming funny. Ace has captured all the frothing hilarity, including this bit, wherein noted BirkenstockCon David Frum chokes on his own, umm, cuck: Uhh, well, no, actually, it isn’t. Trump being the duly elected head of state and all, it’s pretty much impossible by definition for him to launch any sort […]

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The eternal mystery

But only to Lefty super-genii. Why is it that reporters keep scratching their heads about Venezuela’s descent into extreme poverty and chaos? The cause is simple. Socialism. End it and you will end the misery. Here is how the Times explained the reason for Venezuela’s dire situation: “The growing economic crisis (was) fueled by low prices for oil, […]

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The illusion of debate

Adams makes the case that the climate change debate is way off track: Rex is talking about climate models that predict the future. Chelsea is talking about the scientific method. Those two things are not the same topic. Scientists would not claim that their models are “science.” They are simply tools that scientists built. Rex is […]

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He gets it, he really gets it!

Better sit down for this one. The mood in the Washington press corps is bleak, and deservedly so. It shouldn’t come as a surprise to anyone that, with a few exceptions, we were all tacitly or explicitly #WithHer, which has led to a certain anguish in the face of Donald Trump’s victory. More than that […]

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The biggest bullet dodged

Probably the sweetest words you’ll read all year: “A Trump win eliminates the potential for the first liberal (Supreme Court) majority since 1970.” Glenn has further thoughts at the link, most especially on defanging the poisonous viper Harry Reid for good. And I’ve seen plenty of chatter about how the Turncoat Right (a/k/a NeverTrumpers) now […]

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This is the world the Left made

Now we all have to live in it. High school girls in Alaska do not appreciate losing track and field events to a biological male, even if he identifies as a girl. This year was the first time in the state’s history that a male athlete competed in the girls’ state championships, and not everyone […]

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What game is this?

Wow. I just…I don’t even know what to say about this. Two Republicans intimately familiar with Bill Kristol’s efforts to recruit an independent presidential candidate to challenge Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton have told Bloomberg Politics that the person Kristol has in mind is David French — whose name the editor of the Weekly Standard floated […]

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So sad

Remember the other day when I regretfully told you I expected to be getting a lot of use out of my “Freaks!” category? Yeah. Well. A WOMAN who had six ribs removed to look like Jessica Rabbit has vowed to carry on having plastic surgery. Pixee Fox has spent £80,000 on 17 surgeries, including the […]

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A passing thought

Know what I find highly amusing? Lots of people argue that Trump’s proposal to deport illegals and build a wall on the southern border–forcing Mexico to “pay for it” by cutting off money transfers from illegal aliens back home–is simply absurd. Impossible, they say. Can’t be done, they splutter. Madness, they fume. In other words, […]

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“I am still one of the most oppressed minorities living in the West today. I am an individual.”

Yeah, that’d be about right all the way around, I think. Real consistency—one that manifests itself in the practice of individual personal choice—paradoxically appears to the Left as inconsistency. This calls to mind Margaret Thatcher’s famous hierarchy of convictions over consensus, and is understandable when considering that today’s liberals are themselves the very embodiment of […]

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The perfect storm

All you’ll ever need to know about liberalism, captured in one perfect, pathetic image: It’s all there, folks: the smugness; the sanctimony; the inchoate contempt for white people, from…uhh, white people; the self-loathing and misplaced guilt; the spoiled-brat sense of entitlement; the collectivism; the reflexive loathing of America; the total lack of anything resembling a […]

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Bless his heart

There’s another guy named Wilson involved in the Ferguson debacle. Fredrick Wilson II may not be a name that is immediately familiar to you but chances are, if you’ve been on Facebook in the last two days since the Michael Brown grand jury verdict was announced, you know about him. Wilson, according to his Facebook […]

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Freedom works

I seem to recall having mentioned this before here, but maybe not. I definitely recollect having read about it elsewhere…but God knows given the way the Alzheimers seems to be progressing (a supposed-to-be-humorous excuse I get more and more mileage out of as the years wear on), I could be wrong about that too. In […]

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Two, two, two lies in one!

Or perhaps more. How does a duplicitous shitweasel like this even look herself in the mirror every morning? NBC’s David Gregory pummelled House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi (D., Calif.) with tough questions about the efforts, such as those taking place in Texas, to prohibit abortion after 20 weeks of pregnancy, or in Gregory’s words, “attempt[s] to […]

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How many radical feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Oh ferchrissake, lighten up. I’d call the bint a sourpuss, but she’d probably sue me.

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Appalling

Know how I go on now and then about the banana-republicization of America? Well. About that. If you’ve ever seen Midnight Express, the horrific (but brilliant) movie based on the real life man who was given a life sentence in a Turkish prison for trying to smuggle hashish, you probably know enough not to get […]

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Stark raving madness

The government is so damned massive and opaque that they themselves have no idea where the bucketloads upon bucketloads of money they steal from American taxpayers serfs goes. Can’t possibly afford to cut even a single penny without consequences most dire, eh, Barky? If you want a thorough agency-by-agency rundown of the budget cuts sequestration […]

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Fact checking a serial liar

Absolutely hilarious: The Pinocchio Test The evidence suggests that until Obama had access to a shooting range as president, he never went skeet shooting. He certainly did not speak like a politician who had once used a firearm. But it is also curious that the White House refuses to provide any documentary evidence that he […]

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Iron Maiden?!?

Who knew? For three decades, Bruce Dickinson has been an object of worship in the head banging world of hard rock and heavy metal music. Last May, the Iron Maiden frontman became a hero to an entirely different crowd—namely, a political establishment desperate to claim industrial revival. “This is exactly the type of investment needed,” […]

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The long and the short of it

This is what it all boils down to. Senator Dianne Feinstein, I will not register my weapons should this bill be passed, as I do not believe it is the government’s right to know what I own. Nor do I think it prudent to tell you what I own so that it may be taken […]

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Mea maxima culpa

I might as well go ahead and own up before going any further here: I was wrong. In convincing myself that Romney and other classical liberals/real conservatives would win in a walk, I grossly overestimated the intelligence of the American electorate. For that howling miscalculation, I must humbly apologize to you folks. Heh. See what […]

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