I am baking the Manliest Bread EVARR!!!!!111elebenty!!!!!!1 Because real men bake their own damned bread. Dammit.
Wrap your noggins around this concept: Bacon. Jalapeno. Cheesy. Beer. Bread. The sheer awesomeness of the concept forced that punctuation, I swear.
On a related note, wimminfolk say the damnedest things. “Why are we cooking bacon?”
- We aren’t cooking a damned thing. You are playing some MMOWTF, I am cooking bacon.
- Because I am making the Manliest Bread EVAR!, and doing so requires bacon.
- Since when does bacon need a reason? Bacon is it’s own damned reason.
Taste report to follow sometime tomorrow, if any of the partygoers are manly enough to eat a slice.