One of the following three headlines is a real one from CNN and AP. Can you spot it?
- Nigerian hacker threatens to spill Trump secrets, demands payoff
- Russian model in Thai jail says she’ll spill secrets on Trump if released
- Former Soviet agent retired in France says he wants payment for archived dirt on Trump from 1980s
CNN broke the story. Here is the AP version. I’m not telling you which one of the above is real, but you can hover over the link and figure it out.
Based on this descent into the bottom of the barrel of tabloid trash, here are some headlines I expect from CNN in the coming weeks:
- 3 foot tall “Bat Girl” spills details on affair with Trump
- Barbra Streisand claims Trump is reptilian alien with human skin
- No records of Donald Trump before UFO crash in Roswell
- Trump planning secret biological warfare project to wipe out leftists
- White House haunted; ghost of JFK tells Trump to resign
- Bigfoot witnessed Trump affair with Stormy Daniels