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They need some kind of therapy, sure enough

April 18th, 2008

Via Malkin: you must be joking.

It’s called “eco-therapy” or “eco-psychology.” The time on the couch isn’t spent delving into a patient’s childhood to find the source of misery. Instead, it looks at how much time a person spends in nature, the person’s carbon footprint and what the individual is doing to save the planet.

And the prescribed treatment may be as simple as a dose of recycling or — you guessed it — hugging a tree.

Sound like a joke?

Yes. Yes, it most surely does. And the milquetoast Dems get all upset when somebody points out how weak and epicene they are.

“Therapy” for those who can’t cope with “climate change.” Jeez. Grow a pair and get over yourselves, ferchrissake.

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  1. Mikey NTH
    April 18th, 2008 at 09:19 | #1
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    It tells you how rich and successful our lives are. Now that most of us don't have to worry about food, clothing, shelter, disease, wild animals, industrial accidents, etc. we can contentrate our worries on ever were nebulous fears.

    The comments on the article about the cougar shot in Chicago are indicative. So many were upset with the police for shooting it, when if we were living a little more precariously we would be so happy that it was killed.

  2. stymphalian bird
    April 18th, 2008 at 09:52 | #2
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    Here we go nt the road of insanity and wackoness i mean will people who then get guilty feelings over cutting the grass or stepping on abug what kind of new age poppycock bull kaka is this? STUPID IS AS STUPID DOSE
  3. Moron Pundit
    April 18th, 2008 at 11:15 | #3
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    They are working on adding Timber Wolves to the huntable list in Wisconsin right now and I can't wait to hear what the enviropussies have to say about that.
  4. Go_Fish
    April 18th, 2008 at 12:09 | #4
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    Sometimes, just for a moment or two, I wonder if maybe it wouldn't be such a bad thing if the islamist bastids took over. At least they'd help rid the planet of mindless twits like this.

    I think I can help with Ms Edward's psychic anxiety. First, she should pull those chemically whitened teeth out one by one with a pair of pliers, then light her overly permed hair on fire and jump off a tall bridge. It would make the necessary statement that she does indeed care more about Gaia than anything in the realm of reality, and it would reduce the mentally challenged population by 1.

    You gotta start somewhere.

  5. drew458
    April 18th, 2008 at 15:52 | #5
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    "I'm upset over the environment!"

    "Hey, take a hike."

  6. Three Legged Bunny
    April 19th, 2008 at 13:55 | #6
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    Can a fella suggest they try elm suppositories? Something with a stiff bark and plenty splinters? They could ignite it for warmth.
  7. Randy Rager
    April 19th, 2008 at 14:52 | #7
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    A fella certainly may, TLB. Though I have to admit to thinking they'd be better off with a blackjack tree rammed up there, my own self.
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