Well, He Has a Point…
Osama bin Laden makes a pretty good point. Americans elected the Democrats to change the corruption, skyrocketing spending, and war issues the Republicans had inflicted on the country – yet they haven’t done anything! I can’t decide whether Osama is a Markos Zuniga plant (rather than a Rove agent), a crazed Islamist, or a pissed off Buchananite. For that matter, I can’t decide whether to shit or go blind lately, not that shitting is an option given that we’re out of Bran Flakes at the Maviva homestead.
Man, if this guy keeps up with this critique, I may just have to vote for him during the next election. He’s downright appealing, in a Pat Buchanan/Ross Perot/George Soros/Howard Dean/Lou Dobbs sort of angry-at-everything-no-real-policy-prescriptions sort of way. Yep, downright appealing.
Well, other than the fact that a degenerate like me, under a Taliban Republican Taliban government, would probably get his kneecaps drilled out, head cut off, and get boiled down to make lubricating oil for AK-47’s.
But you have to admit, other than that part, there’s a lot to like about his progressive, populist policy platform. It’s indistinguishable from Kos’s, really.
Hey, I wonder if Osama has a blog?
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Maybe he needs a twelve step course, Jihadis Anonymous; something like that.