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Dennis Mauler

June 11th, 2007

Holy shit… I bet that leaves a mark.

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  1. three legged bunny
    June 11th, 2007 at 23:27 | #1
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    Yes, Dennis, and only in an America that graduates illiterates from high school could a cardboard cutout with a thesaurus entertain the cumulo-nimbus pretensions toward eggheadedness that you call a career.

    Dennis Miller is a lace-panty wannabe tough guy ready to stare a camera right in the eye and lay it down like it's high noon at band camp. Nothing comes out but a burst of halitosis wind, as quckly forgotten as an empty glass. Dennis Miller ain't gonna leave a mark, Al. At least, nothing that can't be scrubbed off with a dish soap that's also mild on the hands.

    Miller forced by my reckoning 80% of Monday Night Football fans to watch the damn games with the sound off. It's not effective communication--no matter how chipmunky cute he is when he thinks he's dropping a big one--when nobody's listening.

    So Miller's opinion is right this time. Even a blind pig and all that. Out here in flyover country, we consider Dennis Miller to be a waste of a human life. One little speech that gets the blogs all a-hummin' doesn't change that.

  2. Al
    June 11th, 2007 at 23:33 | #2
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    I don't think it was meant to impress you, Bunny... I think it was meant to hit Harry right where he lives... square between the middlebrows.

    Yeah, Dennis Miller is a pretentious little shit sometimes. On the balance, I think he's pretty funny though. He's no Sarah Silverman, that's for sure... though with some surgery and an installation of synthetic acid secreting glands in the humor center of the brain, he could be...

  3. MikeyNTH
    June 12th, 2007 at 07:26 | #3
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    THAT'S what I meant by invective a couple of weeks ago! Not a single cuss-word, just a first class filleting.
  4. three legged bunny
    June 12th, 2007 at 08:17 | #4
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    Al, Dennis Miller doesn't ask for another napkin without trying to impress the gullible with his alleged sea of vocab and hey-I-read-some-Cliff's-Notes historical references. He's a pretentious little shit all the time. And I think the same thing about H.L. Mencken, who I know is revered by some around here, and I think it for the same reason. Mencken was another blowhard who was considered tough by the pants-pissing band-camp newsmen of his day. I stand by my statement--if people are muting the TV, or in Mencken's case, turning the page, it's not effective communication. It's not communication at all. It's elitist entertainment.

    I also don't think Silverman is all that hilarious. Again, a blind pig ... but I guess she can see.

    And hell, as long as I'm here, weepy wittle waif or not, maybe that damn Hilton bim has actually learned that she can't swill champagne all night and treat Southern California like her own personal drunk driving theme park. My mother uses those same streets and I like Mom in one piece. As the judge figured out, nothing short of slammer time was going to wake the little princess up. So, hey Paris, good morning.

  5. Al
    June 12th, 2007 at 11:49 | #5
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    Rob... Acidman... is that you? What's it like on the other side? Man, we miss you. Hey, why did you take over Three Legged Bunny's body? He looks like the Bunny we know and love, but dammmmn.

    Dude, I knew you hated everything, but I didn't know you hated *everything.* Oh well, thanks for the visit, and tell that fat fuck Gilliard he'd better leave some of the bacon there for me. Hey wait a minute, you're in hell... so that means... NO BACON! Shit! What do they serve with breakfast down there... Tofu? Well, it's been fun, now give Three Legged Bunny his body back.

  6. three legged bunny
    June 12th, 2007 at 21:39 | #6
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    No Robs here, compadre. Just Mr. Bun. You should read the stuff I wrote when I could still drink. Ask Mike, he knows.
    Vaya con Ford.
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