The brave, valiant Iraqi Minutemen — equals of if not superiors to the shining example of unquenchable love of human liberty set by America’s Founding Fathers, according to liberals — have now hit upon an innovative new tactic in their dauntless quest for freedom from the Amerikkkan conqueror. Rise up, ye liberals, and rally to the side of your spiritual brothers in the neverending struggle against kapitalist oppression!

Insurgents in Iraq detonated an explosives-rigged vehicle with two children in the back seat after US soldiers let it through a Baghdad checkpoint over the weekend, a senior US military official said Tuesday.

The vehicle was stopped at the checkpoint but was allowed through when soldiers saw the children in the back, said Major General Michael Barbero of the Pentagon’s Joint Staff.

“Children in the back seat lowered suspicion. We let it move through. They parked the vehicle, and the adults ran out and detonated it with the children in the back,” Barbero said.

Proud of yourselves and your unrelenting efforts to establish a timetable guaranteeing victory to these monsters, libs?

You guys very nearly got away with ducking your responsibility for the millions killed after you forced our ignominious and unwarranted retreat from Vietnam — in fact, you did pretty much get away with it, for more than thirty years, until the chickens came home to roost in our all-too-brief awakening after 9/11. But you’re not going to be able to scratch around in the litter box and cover up your mess so easily or for so long this go-round; a whole lot of us are pleased to offer you our personal guarantee of it. We’re going to go right on brushing away the sand thrown into our eyes by your MSM helpmates and calling attention to your diseased nihilism, which insists always on American defeat and humiliation — and by extension, Iraq’s abandonment to torment and mass death — just as long as there’s breath in our bodies.

Count on it.

Now go ahead, make your weak excuses for these diabolical vermin. Be sure to throw in one of your standard contemptuous excoriations of the very notion that “evil” exists in the world; then blame evil Bush for it. Be sure to skate right by the inherent contradiction on your trip back into the safe confines of the ever-contracting and well-policed boundaries of your little dream world.

(Via LGF — which domestic allies of these savages have the temerity and cankerous moral discombobulation to refer to as a “hate site”)

Update! Think that was a little harsh? Well, the jihadis don’t; they’ve most certainly got their hands firmly on the Left’s (short) leash, and they know it quite well, thanks:

“Raiding American Forums is Among the Most Important Means of Obtaining Victory in the Fierce Media War… and of Influencing the Views of the Weak-Minded American”
“There is no doubt, my brothers, that raiding American forums is among the most important means of obtaining victory in the fierce media war… and of influencing the views of the weak-minded American who pays his taxes so they will go to the infidel American army. This American is an idiot and does not [even] know where Iraq is… [It is therefore] mandatory for every electronic mujahid [to engage in this raiding].”

How to Make Americans Feel Frustrated With Their Government
“You should enter into debate or respond only if it is extremely necessary… Your concern should [only] be introducing topics which… will cause [them to feel] frustration and anger towards their government…, which will… render them hostile to Bush… and his Republican Party and make them feel they must vote to bring the troops back from Iraq as soon as possible.”

Our enemies do seem to know precisely where America’s weakest point is: on our Left. Press on it even lightly and they’ll squeal like little girls, every time.

Updated update! Crittenden does a bang-up job of mocking the MSM version of the same sort of assbackwards ethical cripples I was blasting above.