Leashed!
Possibly the funniest thing about the whole Edwards/blog-harridan deal isn’t Edwards’s grovelling, but the harridan’s. So how does that muzzle taste anyway, “ladies”?
I told you people it was just getting good.
So let’s see, what have we here? Edwards has shown himself to be a pandering wuss, easily stampeded by what amounts to a tantrum thrown by brats. Gee, wonder how the Breck Girl would react to an al Qaeda “Important Action Alert“? The Toxic Termegants have shown themselves to be perfectly willing to repudiate everything they so hatefully espoused — and apologize for it, albeit insincerely — for thirty pieces of campaign eight. And the Left generally has shown itself to have all the integrity and ethics of a half-starved wolverine when it comes to what really matters to them — the crazed, unremitting pursuit of power — and that there simply is no sell-out too mortifying for them to embrace.
And we all get to continue the rambunctious mockery, all the way up to Election Day ‘08. No, strike that; all the way up to about the second or third primary, when Edwards is forced to drop out in humiliating defeat, sunk for good and all under the dead weight of the vicious, un-American Gorgons his complete lack of judgment tethered around his neck like a hod of bricks.
SWEEEEET.
Update! Damn, almost forgot; if you haven’t read this yet, hie thee thither. It’s harpylicious!
To: Senator John Edwards
From: Amanda Marcotte
Re: Focus GroupDear Senator Edwards:
To help you hone your campaign message for the online community, I organized an impromptu focus group of top progressive bloggers for tomorrow night at the Raleigh Airport Hilton. This group will include political analyst Jeremy Lacewell of Die Motherfucking ZioNazi NeoCon Motherfuckers Die, feminist Kiersten Lomax of Hands Off My Cunt, and recent immigrant blogger Mohammed al-Aziz of I Intend To Detonate a Nuclear Weapon in St. Louis.
This event will help you get acquainted with online mainstream progressives, discuss the issues important to them, and come up with a strategy for countering the insane Xtian Jesusist lynchmobs. We will be serving lacto-vegetarian snacks and Ecstasy to help facilitate a free-wheeling discussion.
Hope you can make it!!!
Amanda
It’s incredibly difficult to effectively parody these rectal polyps at this point; after all, after some of the astonishing dementia they’ve unashamedly displayed over the years, it’s not at all hard to imagine just such a “focus group” convening in any blue-state enclave you can stomach imagining. But somehow, Iowahawk perseveres.
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This can only get better and better.