Condi on the Hill
*snicker* Ahem:
Fox News filed an amusing report on Condi Rice’s testimony on the Hill today. At one point, Rep. Robert Wexler (D-FL) referenced an alleged Iranian offer to recognize Israel in exchange for “energy assistance”.
Condi replied, “I think I would have noticed if the Iranians had said, ‘We’re ready to recognize Israel.’”
Oh hell…I think the whole world would have noticed…as the collective pucker of a billion muslim rectums would have depleted the earth’s oxygen supply…
Don’t miss Rep. Gary Ackerman (D-NY), who asked Sec. Rice why the State Department didn’t hire a group of multilingual homosexuals who were fired from the Defense Department. Rice replied that the State Department already had plenty of French speakers.*
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Video here. (h/t Greg Pollowitz)
Teaser: Something about lesbians is mentioned in the video…*blinks innocently*
* Ok, ok… that’s not what she said. What she actually told Ackerman is that Snickers hired them before she had a chance.
I need to go clean my keyboard…
(via Media Blog at NRO)
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