Permanent employment for the mentally ill, NOW!
DAMMIT! Just when it was getting good, too. Ah well, hopefully nobody’s opinion of America’s Biggest Phony, the Breck Girl, will be raised by his A) cowardly abandonment of an ideological ally and staunch supporter; or B) idiotic failure to properly vet candidates for employment.
He’s still a raving socialist, he’s still a fraud; he in no way deserves even one more vote than he did yesterday, or last week, or last year. It’s just that we’re not going to have as much fun pointing and laughing as we would have if he’d stood by his hysterical little hard-Left harpy of a blogmistress, that’s all.
HATE SPEECH Update! Unscrupulous internet laughingstock, while misrepresenting what the whole controversy was about from the start, steps manfully up to the bowl, strains mightily, and produces only a niggling, barely audible squeak (link is to AoSHQ, whose analysis is worthwhile in a way Shary L. Greenwald’s never will be; check the update). Pitiful, that’s what.
But so, so FUNNY.
Bread Line Update! Dean Barnett shows us all how subtlety and nuance can sometimes be pretty sharp tools with which to lance a particularly inflamed boil.
Soup Kitchen Update! Bill says he has no regrets, and speaking as a foul-mouthed conservatarian flamethrower of longer standing than just about anybody else out there, I’d have to say I feel exactly that way myself. No apologies, no regrets, no quarter asked or given about sums it all up, I think.
Welfare Queen Update! Gatewaypundit looks into the sordid, seamy past of the World’s Most Carefully Coiffed Ambulance Chaser. Turns out he’s hardly a stranger to stroking moonbat egos, cooing seductively into their gnarled, hairy ears the sweet words of mainstream acceptance and love their dementia drives them so desperately to crave hearing. But don’t hate him ’cause he’s beautiful!
Brother, Can You Spare A Dime Update! ATCJ does a little compare-and-contrast. The final score?
- They call us bigoted Nazi Christer wymyrn-hating homophobes: legitimate if hard-hitting political discourse. Penalty: no harm, no foul.
- We call them “liberals”: bigoted Nazi Christer wymyrn-hating homophobic HATE SPEECH. Penalty: preferably, death. By TORTURE!, I’d guess. but I could be overestimating their ingenuity on that one; lord knows it’s easy enough to do.
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Cute. The nimrods that wrote the article couldn't help adding the innuendo that Malkin herself is a racist.
Now that's true and pretty darn absurd, but he missed the most absurd example. The ne plus ultra of absurdity.
They get angry when they're called "Democrat" instead of "Democratic".
Truly, "All Your F*** Are Belong To Us!"
Making a quick decision to fire Captainess Queeg is progress for Edwards. He supported Iraq Regime Change in the Great '98 Impeachment/Foreign Policy Fire Sale. He voted for the war in 2002 and stood by that vote in the '04 elections. Only last year did he decide he was against it.
In other words, if we elected John Edwards to 8 years as president, he would finally reach a decision--after he left office.
Although John Edwards the psychic and John Edwards the ambulance-chaser have both been known to channel the dead for a nominal fee, John Edwards the psychic has a better track record of standing by his pronouncements.