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Can’t you guys ever give it a rest?

November 24th, 2006

Is there truly nothing, nothing at all, that juiceless liberal killjoys can’t suck all the fun out of? And can they simply not avoid lying if they must in order to do it?

It’s becoming a most annoying Thanksgiving tradition: whining libs determined to make the rest of us as miserable as they are. Parsimonious diatribes on greed, gluttony, American pigs wringing a feast from the bleeding lips of the starving Noble Poor, boohoohoohoohooetc.etc.etc. in every friggin’ newspaper.

It’s enough to make me want to throw the leftovers away, just to be exercising my God-given right as an American to waste something. Almost.

By the way, hope everyone had a most magnificent T-day, and to hell with the priggish wet blankets.

(Via Insty)

Update! Oh Lord, I give thanks for all the blessings you’ve bestowed on me, my loved ones, and America, and…could you please rend no-talent bum Tony Hendra limb from limb, killing him as quickly and painfully as possible?

Hey, c’mon guys, it’s satire, get it? At least, it is when drooling, hate-addled Lefty cretins do it.

Update to the updated update! Reynolds again: “Just in case you thought that bitter, angry losers would become less bitter and angry after winning one.” Anybody who thought that for a minute obviously doesn’t know these people very well. And I’ll add that anybody who thinks it will end when Bush leaves office is likewise misinformed. They’ll transfer all that hate to the next Republican in line, that’s all — in the same way that their blind, irrational hatred of Dubya is merely Reaganhate Redux. It’s what they are, it’s what they do, and it makes them feel better about themselves when they have someone not just wrong and stupid, but E-ville! to feel superior to.

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  1. MegaTroopX
    November 24th, 2006 at 12:15 | #1
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    Uh, yeah. When the biggest problem of the poor in America is obesity...

    I reiterate, socialism is for people who are bad at math.

    And history.

    And ethics.

    Hell with it. Socialism is for people who are too damn lazy to be muggers.

    FETE

    Happy Thanksgiving!

  2. Mike
    November 24th, 2006 at 12:28 | #2
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    "Socialism is for people who are too damn lazy to be muggers."

    I like it. I really like it. You'll be seeing that one here again. Lots. ;)

  3. Joe
    November 24th, 2006 at 12:55 | #3
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    Is there truly nothing, nothing at all, that juiceless liberal killjoys can’t suck all the fun out of?

    Of course not, Mike. You can't possibly expect them to pass up a teaching moment, can you? Even if what they're "teaching" is total bullshit?

  4. Bill H
    November 25th, 2006 at 21:52 | #4
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    Of course not, Mike. You can’t possibly expect them to pass up a teaching moment, can you? Even if what they’re “teaching” is total bullshit?

    And while they're teaching, Joe, I'll be sitting in the back of the class chewing gum, passing notes and throwing spitballs.

  5. MegaTroopX
    November 26th, 2006 at 11:30 | #5
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    I like it. I really like it. You’ll be seeing that one here again. Lots.

    Hey, feel free. :)

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