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Shock the Monkey

September 26th, 2006

Keith Olbermann, a douche bag with lips, calls Mike Wallace a monkey posing as a newscaster…

DAMMIT!! Which one of you outed my operative?!?

*coughfrankJcough*

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  1. MikeyNTH
    September 26th, 2006 at 13:30 | #1
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    Are you sure Keith Olbermann isn't a Halliburton droid sent to do the bidding of Darth Rove and Emperor Cheney?
  2. Sithmonkey
    September 26th, 2006 at 13:32 | #2
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    Hmm...if he is, Misha never informed me...but Rove and Cheney know better than to mess with my sithmonkey operatives...
  3. MikeyNTH
    September 26th, 2006 at 14:41 | #3
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    Cutouts, Sithmonkey. If you don't know, you can't break under torture.* He has to be a droid, though, I mean the hair's a dead giveaway, don't you think?

    *And I mean the real stuff - hours and hours of ABBA, Barry Manilow, and The Captain and Tenille. Even the strongest will open like a rotten tomato.

  4. Martin
    September 26th, 2006 at 14:57 | #4
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    I take it you mean Chris Wallace, the Fox News reporter who interviewed Clinton? Mike Wallace, of course, is/was just as much of a MSM lefty as Olberman.
  5. Sithmonkey
    September 26th, 2006 at 15:50 | #5
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    Give me diet mountain dew, a Cold Play cd, and 5 minutes...I can break anyone.
  6. MikeyNTH
    September 27th, 2006 at 05:36 | #6
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    Give me diet mountain dew, a Cold Play cd, and 5 minutes…I can break anyone.

    And three minutes of Barry is all that the strongest can stand, but I'd still play it for hours.

    What? I said I was a good guy; I didn't say I was a nice guy.

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