Dealing with dimwits
Via Ace, as good a debunking of Dylan Avery’s stupid asshattery as I’ve seen yet:
I’ve been getting a lot of email lately from people sending me this stupid 9/11 conspiracy video called “Loose Change.” I’ve tried to ignore it for months now, but you morons keep forwarding it to me, and I keep having to add more email addresses to my spam filter. The ironic part is that I’m a huge conspiracy nut, and even I can’t stomach this bullshit. For example, I believe that there is a small, reptile-like creature called Chupacabra that sucks the blood of goats in Mexico. Area 51? Hell yes. Roswell? Pass me the Kool-Aid. But “Loose Change” elevates bullshit to an artform. Watching this video is like being bukakked with stupid.
Ain’t it though. And I ain’t much into that bukakke stuff, personally.





*cough*liar*cough*
Now, cornhole, on the other other hand...
But, no matter your opinion of the events of 9/11, the one thing that is becoming obvious is that the Bush administration and the Pentagon have worked double-overtime to cover-up key parts of the story, even apparently to the 9/11 Commisssion.
Once they are disgraced, and thrown out of power, we will see the people who have been frightened into silence- military officers, and senior staff- emboldened enough to come out with the truth.
That will be a major re-shaping moment in the experiment that is America.
Zorro, as usual, provides a good example. He believes that the Bush administration are liars. So the 9/11 events could not have occurred the way the government has portrayed them because if they did, Bush would have to have told the truth. So that means that senior officials and military officers have been forced into silence. And once the administration leaves power these officials and officers will speak out and tell the truth.
The problem with all of these conspiracy theories is that they hold together in their self-contained world, but they don't hold together outside of them. Let me elaborate, with Zorro's comment as the example.
The Bush administration has lied about 9/11, it didn't happen the way the official story came out, and they have frightened others in the government to go along.
Fine, that works.
First question: what happens if a frightened official speaks up? Why, that official is slandered and destroyed like Richard Clarke and Joe Wilson and many, many others! See the perfidy!
The problem is that Clarke, Wilson, et al. have not been destroyed. They've done pretty well with speaking engagements and book deals and interviews. Seriously, if this administration was that malicious and competent to pull off 9/11 then why are Clarke, Wilson, et al. still breathing? Why weren't they removed to make sure others stay silent? For evil overlord theo-fascist warmongering zionist-controlled oil-thieves, they sure have treated their enemies rather softly. We know what Saddam did to opponents and the best these guys can do is "out" Valerie Plame in hope that someone, somewhere, may do something to her?
Lame, lame, lame. That is the problem, the disconnect, that shows a conspiracy theory is bull. The administration doesn't balk at a major mind-boggling piece of treachery like 9/11, but does balk handle its critics in the way a two-bit mobster would. They run from deepest decisive evil to...nothing. They'll send a 757 into the World Trade Center, but they can't find someone to take Richard Clarke for a "ride" and lose him somewhere, such as Chesapeake Bay, in a 55 gallon drum full of concrete.
1. Who was responsible for scheduling multiple war games and terror exercises involving aircraft for Sept. 11th
2. Who moved "Global Guardian" normally scheduled for October to September?
3. Who designed the war games to involve 'hijackings'?
4. Who planned and scheduled the movement of Airforce aircraft north to Canada, Alaska and Greenland?
5. Who planned the terror exercise at the NSA involving an evacuation in response to threat from the air?
6. Who was "hands-on" responsible for coordinating all the war games the morning of September 11th?
7. Who would have been responsible for turning off the war games to enable a timely real world response to the attacks?
8. How were as many as 21 false radar blips or possible targets (per Jane Garvey) inserted into FAA radar screens?
9. Who was responsible for the identification of ghost flight 11 which allegedly continued to fly south past Manhattan and which may have caused NORAD's Langley intercept jets to vector North toward NYC rather than D.C.?
10. Why was there no reference to the pattern of 9/11 Commission cover-up including that of Able Danger as revealed by Capt. Scott Philpott?
But consider this: Why was green Jello served in the Coyote Bar's jello-shots on 9/11, instead of the usual red? Because it was a code, a code to tell the Jews (green=money=Jooos, get it?) not to go to work that day.
Now there's some real proof for you.
...with blinders firmly in place, and mind in auto-shutdown, Joe moves on to the next topic.
You guys all being military types, or at least philes, I would think that you would like to know why there was so much confusion and ineptitude abounding that day.
Who would expect a complex, multi-level plan involving the subversion of multiple agencies and people timed perfectly to work flawlessly first try without any practice or drills involving those people or agencies?
Who claims that the president and all who work for him are utter morons who have to be reminded to breathe on a regular basis, yet attribute this enterprise to them?
Who can believe the president either planned this or had prior knowledge of it yet let it happen, yet at the same time lampoons him as an imbecile struck helpless as he reads "My Pet Goat" to schoolchildren?
Who can believe that this conspiracy was able to hide its tracks from multiple investigations that included members of another political party, members who are hostile to the administration and its party, members who are politically powerful and savvy in their own right, yet the conspiracy can be unearthed easily by a bunch of college students - you know, they'd have gotten away with it if it wasn't for those meddling kids?
Who posits all that in defiance of Murphy's Law, Occam's Razor, and simple common-or-garden-variety sense?
Bonus Question:
Who arranged for the German command in Normandy to hold map-table invasion exercises on June 6, 1944?
Because that is common when something unexpected happens.
Why was the US Army Air Force in the Phillippines caught on the ground by the Japanese when they had been alerted hours before that Pearl Harbor had been attacked? Why hadn't the Cavite navy yard, which had multiple warnings of possible Japanese agression, dispersed its torpedo storage and machine shops instead of keeping them in soft buildings were they were easily destroyed?
That's why the military has given us such useful acronyms as FUBAR, SNAFU, HUA, and CF.
(But not this CF).
So much was SNAFU, in exactly the perfect way for the hijackers to exploit the situation that you either have to conclude that they had intelligence access to the highest levels of out government, or the cooperation of same.
John Conyers:
371 pages...that's a lot of wrong doing! Good reading
Much harder to believe than that four cells could board airliners at roughly the same time and hijack them. And considering the amount of time between hijackings and impacts, the amount of time necessary for people in these different agencies to come to alert, realize what is actually happening, and then try to coordinate and counter it is really not hard to believe in the four cells without government cooperation.
The events happened so quickly that the US decision cycle was not able to get ahead of the hijackers. A simple, easy plan was put into gear and we were caught flat-footed.
I know it is hard to try, but deal with it.*
*SNAFU and FUBAR? Have you ever heard of Savo Island? The Guadalcanal invasion force, in August 1942 was caught completely by surprise by a Japanese surface force. Heavy cruisers USS Astoria, USS Quincy, USS Vincennes, and RAN Canberra were sunk. The Japanese loss happened on the way back when a submarine sank one of their cruisers.
Poor communications, bad doctrine, lost reports and sightings, poor dispositions - all doomed those ships.
Sometimes bad things happen; and when they do, they are really, really bad things. Deal with it.
Man, I didn't realize we were doing that good!
All war is a series of mistakes. Try reading some military history some time and you'll see them, sometimes that's all you see.
Have you read the VF piece? If you read it and listen to the clips, it sounds like the Navy air-traffic controller had a deliberate stand down policy on the morning of the attacks.
why?
Even the author, who poo-poos the conspiracy-theories involving US collusion, writes that it is obvious that the Pentagon covered up key facts and lied to the 9/11 commission.
why? I thought we're all on the same team. we were attacked, and the commission wanted to put together a report that detailed how it was done, so that we could prevent it happening again.
why would the Pentagon not want to cooperate?
You don't give orders here.
Second Memo to Zorro:
Don't forget first memo.
Regarding the air controller it is very plausible that they were reluctant to fire upon airliners. It was a confusing situation. Would you want to give that order and find out it was a mistake?
Occam's Razor - there is the likely explanation.
I'll have to look it up to be sure...but wasn't everyone who testified to the commission under oath, except Bush and Cheney?
The order was not to fire...only Cheney could give that order. The order was to locate the hijacked airliner. The navy controller was told to turn his fighters from their heading towrds NYC and go towards Baltimore and intercept:
This is AFTER the president has been told "we're under attack". CNN is reporting terrorists using airplanes as bombs. The Emergency Response Plan—CONPLAN (Interagency Domestic Terrorism Concept of Operations Plan) was activated at 8:46 am.
At 9:34, Navy air traffic control "didn't know what was going on", yet they had fighters in the air. Does that sound right to you?
It sounds deliberate to me.
I can't answer your question whether BUSH or CHENEY were under oath during their testimony.
However, I do know that their testimony was conducted in the exact same manner as the Testimony of Bill Clinton (albeit with SANDY BURGLAR stealing and destroying secret files before hand).
I can understand how the humans in a large government entity do not act quickly when only complete understanding of the situation as it unfolded and complete coordination could have prevented it or given the split-second reaction necessary. I know how wrong orders can be given and stupid things done by the humans in charge.
I understand Savo Island, I understand the action off of Samar in October of 1944. I understand FUBAR and SNAFU. But you don't understand HUA.
The muslim bad guys who planned this were not stupid, they saw a hole and exploited it and everything reacted, but not fast enough mentally or physically. The muslim bad guys claimed responsibility because they figured nothing big would be done. They figured as bad as the Japanese figured in November 1941.
They are all human, you know.
I also know how you have gone from MIHOP to LIHOP to Why Didn't They Act Faster.
Dumbass.
And your conspiracy theories are just as idiotic as the moonbats claiming FDR knew about, condoned, or even conspired in the Dec. 7, 1941 attack on Pearl Harbor.
Gawd, can you wind that tinfoil beanie down any tighter?
I confess I'm curious.
How do you reconcile the stupidity of the Dread Dullard Cowboy Shrimpy McBushitler Who Lead Us Into An Unwinnable Quagmire...
with the kind of malignant brilliance it would take to pull off a maskirova like you now seem to believe happened in New York?
And howinhell do you expect us to believe that a culture as leak-ridden as the intel community we currently "enjoy" would be able to keep a secret like this?
And if Bush's Cabal is that effective, skillful, ruthless, and dire, why are the "Loose Cannon" folks still alive?
For that matter, as opposed as I am to large portions of the Patriot Act, how come I still live?
curious,
De Doc
This common sense applied like sulphuric acid to stupid.
with the kind of malignant brilliance it would take to pull off a maskirova like you now seem to believe happened in New York?
And howinhell do you expect us to believe that a culture as leak-ridden as the intel community we currently “enjoy” would be able to keep a secret like this?
One word: Mossad. One of the biggest mysteries of 9/11 concerns the "5 dancing Israelis" and the company they worked for, Urban Moving Systems. The company was shut down and it's owner fled to Israel with little more than he could carry, after his "employees" were caught.
Since it is against all he holds dear to believe Al Qaeda must have done it, like Al Qaeda admitted...
The ultimate fall back is reached: Blame The Jews/Israelis.
/sarcasm on/
Though I do admit I am completely stumped, stumped I say, for a reason that explains why a moving company might have boxcutters made by Stanley, one of the largest tool manufacturers in the US.
Nope. That stumps me. /sarcasm off/
Though I do admit I am completely stumped, stumped I say, for a reason that explains why a moving company might have boxcutters made by Stanley, one of the largest tool manufacturers in the US.
Nope. That stumps me. /sarcasm off/
...again, blinders firmly in place.
Of all the oddness concerning the five dancers, you choose to comment on the only minor and insignificant aspect of the incident.
MOVE ALONG! Nothing to see here!
I see you still fail to comment on any real issues in any really substantive manner, and insist on wasting our time with your moronic conspiracy theories that would shame a Bircher.
Now shove off pissant. The adults are trying to converse.
I see you still fail to comment on any real issues in any really substantive manner, and insist on wasting our time with your moronic conspiracy theories that would shame a Bircher.
Now shove off pissant. The adults are trying to converse."
More of the same bullshit from the same striped-assed ape. Pissing on rocks, thumping chest proudly...
NOTHING TO SEE HERE...MOVE ALONG.
The really glaring thing is how perfectly you avoid the, shall we say intriguing, questions.
Now back to your regularly scheduled program of calling me names.
The underlying premises of those "questions" of yours, which bear a remarkable resemblance to what we adults term "statements unsupported by facts", are in fact so ridiculous that they don't even require comment.
By adults.
Good thing you're here, then, I suppose.
Obsession.
Not just a perfume any more.
I suppose some will now believe Winston Churchill planned and executed the Pearl Harbor attack. (From Wikipedia)
Look, you're obviously mentally ill and completely unable to cope with the reality of Muslim plans for all non-Muslims, (death or subjugation) and the fact that George W. Bush has a better approach to that problem than the entire Left put together. Being sick in the head, you make up these bullshit conspiracy theories to explain away the reality you simply can't confront directly.
Why don't you step away from the keyboard and go get some counseling for your BDS? Maybe a few hours a week on the psychiatrist's couch will do you some good.