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Busted! Uhh, again!

July 20th, 2006

Looks like the Left has hitched its broken-down wagon to another feeble flame-out, this time in the person of Glenn Greenwald and his several trusty sock-puppet identities. Quoth the Ace-man:

I ask again: Would a man who so stridently sermonizes the blogosphere upon the importance of honesty and fair-dealing ever, ever put a friend up to the impugnation of other bloggers’ talent and open-mindedness?

A: if he’s a Lyin’ Lefty, why yes. Yes, he would. But really, he’s way more likely to do the impugning himself, and use a fake name to hide behind while doing it. The douchebag denies it, but as Patterico says…well, read the comments to his post. They’re hilarious.

These phony blowhards never learn, do they?

Update! And the hilarity continues: more, more, more, and more.

Updated update! Boy, is Ace having fun with the punk-ass bitch:

SOCK PUPPETRY. PREENING VANITY.

THE MAKING OF AN INTERNET LAUGHINGSTOCK.

SOME ASSEMBLY REQUIRED.

Ace: that IP is the guy from my site, “Ellison”

Patterico: No, that is Glenn Greenwald’s

Ace:
YOU ARE SHITTING ME

Patterico: I’m not kidding

Ace: YOU ARE SHITTING ME

2:22 AM Patterico: NO

Ace: I FUCKING LOVE IT SO MUCH
I WANT TO DIP MY BALLS IN IT

I think I can safely speak for all of us here at CF when I say: us too, buddy. But, well, y’know, not at the same time or anything. And Confederate Yankee piles on, speculating on the veracity of Honest Glenn’s laughable attempt at blaming the cabana boy, as some nameless someone close to me just so pithily put it.

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  1. July 20th, 2006 at 12:27 | #1
    Mike, you sure are one handsome, erudite, witty devil! Guess I'm gonna give up blogging for good now, because there's no way I can respond to your devastating eloquence without making myself look foolish. Thanks for enlightening me, and the check is in the mail. I only wish it could be more.
  2. July 20th, 2006 at 13:05 | #2
    As I said at Dan's site:

    Goose.
    Gander.
    Sauce.
    Some Assembly Required.

    More left wing narcissism, anyone?

  3. Morgan Fairchild
    July 20th, 2006 at 13:14 | #3
    Just once, and slowly: It was me, Glenn's wife Morgan Fairchild, that posted those comments. Not Glenn.
  4. July 20th, 2006 at 13:23 | #4
    I hereby condemn sock-puppetry, in all its many wonderful forms.
  5. July 20th, 2006 at 13:37 | #5
    I do predict, however, that somewhere a Rottweiler is laughing himself sick.
  6. Misha I
    July 20th, 2006 at 15:14 | #6
    What on Earth would make you believe that, MikeyNTH? ;-)

    Why, I wouldn't... Much.

  7. Scott
    July 20th, 2006 at 15:31 | #7
    What I find most interesting is Glenn's recent statement that each of these (4? 6?) comment IDs was posted by someone else in his house.

    Couldn't tell whether he was saying that each ID was used exclusively by a different person or if he was saying there was sock puppetry going on at his house but it was done by someone other than himself.

    In either case, even if Glenn is as good as his word and hasn't been using sock puppets, the best he could say for himself is that he has organized his immediate family into a crack support team, which will beg the question anytime someone pops up to defend Glenn, of whether we are hearing from his brother, partner, or chow chow.

    For that matter it will also make people legitimately wonder whether supporters from different IP addresses may in fact be Mom, Auntie, or Uncle Ned.

    Either way you look at it, Glenn's defense is something only a (bad) lawyer would attempt to employ (with a straight face).

  8. July 20th, 2006 at 16:35 | #8
    For a guy who calls other people lying shitsacks at the drop of a hat, he sure is pretty free and easy with the truth, ain't he? A while back there after we had a little run-in with Gi-Gi, I was getting nasty invective from his toadies (may have been him, if this sock puppetry thing is true) commenting at other blogs, and getting email from Gi-Gi's fans calling me a sick, lying, deceptive c@cksucker.

    Based on his recent behavior, those emails from Glenn's fans were probably meant as praise.

  9. July 20th, 2006 at 16:42 | #9
    All that much nicer then to see the sorry bastard getting his comeuppance now, eh, Al? I know I'm sure enjoying it...
  10. Randy Rager
    July 20th, 2006 at 21:31 | #10
    Gads. What an asswipe enlightened Lefty.
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