Taunting the nutroots
Happy Fitzmas to all, and to all a good night!
This ought to be good for some absolutely hilarious moonbat conspiracy-theorizing from the usual morons. Tom Maguire is somewhat chastened, but notes that Mark at Decision ‘08 has given the short-bus crowd an assist by questioning the timing:
I’m quite pleased to have been mistaken in my reading of the tea leaves; my only regret is that this didn’t happen when the PlameGate panel was meeting at the YearlyKos.
Gee, does this mean that Lyin’ Joe Wilson (American Hero!™) won’t be receiving his well-earned Presidential Medal of Freedom until after the end of Bush Time?
Meanwhile, Scott Ott is having some fun with Loserville’s latest defeat:
Rove Cleared, Zarqawi Dead, GOP Doomed
by Scott Ott
(2006-06-13) — Republican electoral prospects in November appeared bleaker than ever this week after U.S. forces allowed al Qaeda leader Abu Musab al-Zarqawi to die in their custody and President George Bush’s close friend and adviser Karl Rove fanned the flames of conspiracy theories by preventing a special prosecutor from charging him with any wrongdoing in the CIA leak investigation.White House sources failed to return phone calls last night, in a virtual communication lockdown, as the Bush administration hunkered down to figure out how to cope with the latest breaking news.
In five appearances before a grand jury Mr. Rove employed what one source called “his Jedi mind tricks.”
“But it was all for nothing,” the unnamed source said, “Since the lack of charges against him will only confirm America’s worst fears — that Karl Rove controls everything.”
Like I always say, a loss for liberals is a win for America. And you know there’s only one way to wind this post up:
Cartman: Yes! Yesss!! Oh, let me taste your tears, Scott! Mm, your tears are so yummy and sweet. Oh, the tears of unfathomable sadness! My-ymmuy. Mm-yummy you guys!
Update! Via GP, St Wendeler says it’s yet another “moral victory” for the nutroots, body-checks another desperately hopeful effort by boy-blunder Jason Leopold (whose credibility is now wadded up on the floor around his ankles), and has a funny pic of a dejected moonbat too.
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It's Fitzmastime
There's no need to be afraid
At Fitzmastime, we thank Murtha and we banish Rove
And in our world of plenty we can spread a smile of joy
Throw your arms around Joe Wilson at Fitzmastime
But say a prayer
Pray for Howard Dean
At Fitzmastime it's hard, but we still got Hally-burton
There's a world outside your window
Bushitlers world of dread and fear
Where the only water flowing is the bitter sting of tears
And the Fitzmas bells that ring there are the clanging chimes of doom
Well tonight praise Allah that it's just Muslims in Gitmo instead of you
And there won't be Rove in Attica this Fitzmastime
We want to give him thirty years to life
(Oooh) Someplace nothing ever grows
No rain nor rivers flow
Don't they know it's Fitzmastime at all?
(Here's to you) raise a glass for Joe Wilson
(Here's to them) and Jason Leopold,
Do they know it's Fitzmastime at all?
In-digh-ight Cheney
In-digh-ight Cheney
Let them know it's Fitzmastime again
In-digh-ight Cheney,
Let them know it's Fitzmastime again
Not that I'm complaining, I'll take a moonbat in abject misery any day.
Personally, I think Bush's reported nickname for the guy - The Turd Blossom - probably doesn't do him justice, given the way he's encouraged the Carville/Begala trend of pollsters running the country for temporary poll gains. But it does do my heart good to see the Tru Believers have to run out and take a hit of Gray Goose at lunch.