New Bible, yo
Not being in the least religious, I don’t really have a dog in this race. Then again, being as strongly anti-PC as they come, maybe I do. Either way, this, on the latest liberal remake of the Bible, is funny as…uh, heck:
If in reading the Bible your primary concern is that it’s not “inclusive” enough, you’ve got bigger problems than the use of language.
Why not take this all the way?
Aren’t the Ten Commandments too unhip?
Why not make them a little more 21st century, a Generation Y translation if you will:
1. I am the cool mack daddy of the dope hype flow. Give me props and mad respect.
2. Don’t be kneeling for some bling bling.
3. Don’t be throwing my name around, be it J. Hovah or Yah Diddy.
4. Yo, Sunday is “funday”, ya dig?
5. Respect your moms, your pops, or whoever it was raised you, unless they whack.
6. Thou shalt not bust a cap in someone’s ass.
7. Don’t be running around on people like they don’t know.
8. No five-finger discounts.
9. Don’t front.
10. If your neighbor’s got a fly crib or a pimped-out set of wheels, that’s they bidness, not yours.
As Malkin says: “Word.”
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