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John and Harvey’s Excellent Cambodian Adventure*

August 11th, 2004

John: So, here we are in Cambodia. On Christmas eve. On my trusty Swift boat.

Harvey:

John: Hey man, I really like your hat. It’s groovy. Where can I get one ?

Harvey:

John: So, CIA, huh ? That must be pretty cool. Does it get you a lot of chicks ?

Harvey:

(conversation interrupted by a severe pokata pokata pokata noise from boat’s engine. John fixes engine with rubber band and ball point pen)

John: That was a close one. Hey ! I burned my wrist – better put myself in for another purple hea … uh, band-aid. I’d better get a band-aid.

Harvey:

John: You know, for a giant rabbit, you sure don’t talk much.

Harvey:

*conversational device ?Ǭ© protein wisdom. used without permission.

update: Later that night …

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  1. A Recovering Liberal
    August 11th, 2004 at 15:29 | #1
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    Maybe it's Harvey who's been hearing all about how Kerry's 19 years in the Senate have accomplished a lot and make him a qualified candidate for the presidency.
  2. Joe
    August 11th, 2004 at 15:31 | #2
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    Well, he is a good listener, ARL. :D
  3. Spoons
    August 11th, 2004 at 16:40 | #3
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    Pokata.

    Heh.

  4. JingoJim
    August 12th, 2004 at 12:57 | #4
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    John: Hey Harv, before I shove off, would you mind if I got some footage on my cam of this most dangerous and secret mission as a way of inpressing the babes back home that I really went on most dangerous and secret missions over here?

    Harvey:

    John: No? OK...well, ah, I guess I will just have to sear -- sear it into my memory.

  5. Greg
    August 12th, 2004 at 16:54 | #5
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    "Mr. Kerry would you like another peanut butter and Jelly sandwich"? said my faithful sidekick.
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