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Obama singlehandedly wins Iraq war, comes home victorious, pats wonderful self on back

You’d think you plebeians would be thanking Him.

On Tuesday, after more than seven years, the United States of America will end its combat mission in Iraq and take an important step forward in responsibly ending the Iraq war.

As a candidate for this office, I pledged I would end this war. As president, that is what I am doing.

Yep– using Bush’s own plan for it, not anything you came up with yourself, you preening, narcissistic jackass. Captain Ed does the math:

Total mentions of Bush: zero. Total mentions of victory: zero. Total mentions of “I” in speech: six, including the three in the excerpt above.

Total credit actually, justly due to Ogabe himself: also zero. Funny how a douchebag without any real accomplishment his entire life long (other than “winning” the presidency via skullduggery, pretense, and fraud, of course) likes to take credit for things he didn’t do, while still desperately trying to blame others for things he actually did, like destroying the economy and bankrupting the nation. And I don’t mean ha-ha funny, either.

Update! Li’l Obama comic hits nail on head!

Apologies to Watterson for associating his wonderful creation with this abominable cretin.


2 thoughts on “Obama singlehandedly wins Iraq war, comes home victorious, pats wonderful self on back

  1. And I don’t mean ha-ha funny, either.

    These days you don’t get the funny without the endy.
    At least this end of civilization is funny.

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