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Happy whatever!

I don’t see how I can possibly improve on these holiday best wishes, so I’m swiping ’em whole and entire:

All My Liberal Friends:  
Please accept with no obligation, implied or explicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low-stress, non-addictive, gender-neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasion and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all. I also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2010, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make America great. Not to imply that America is necessarily greater than any other country nor the only America in the Western Hemisphere. Also, this wish is made without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith or sexual preference of the wishee.
 
To All My Conservative Friends:
MERRY CHRISTMAS AND A HAPPY NEW YEAR!

Only one thing wrong: most liberals are far too small-minded, intolerant, and obssessed with politics to have any friends who stray from accepted hive-mind thinking.

Seriously, though, a very merry Christmas to all of you folks out there, and especially to the guardians of what’s left of American liberty, wherever they may be.

Update! An even better greeting from Miz W.

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3 thoughts on “Happy whatever!

  1. To all of you a very very Merry Christmas and I hope we all survive the new year. Just remember the six Ps’…Prior Planning Prevents Piss Poor Performance.
    And be sure and buy….

    More Ammo!

    Papa Ray
    West Texas
    P.S. I’m an ol’ sheepdog but my aim is still true.

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