Settling the “science” — for good
Treacher debates the Scam of the Century with one of the faithful, and it goes exactly as you’d expect:
Hello, hyperventilating zealot.
Greetings, denialist scum.
Now that we’ve dispensed with the formalities, please allow me to point and laugh at you. Ahem. Ha ha ha! Point point point!
Shut up.
That’s what you’d like me to do. That’s what you’d like all of us to do. Shut our mouths and open our wallets. Did you really think it was going to be so easy?
This doesn’t prove anything.
What doesn’t?
You know.
We both do. I just want to hear you say it.
This Clim… This Climateguh. Guh.
That’s it, almost there.
This Climategate garbage doesn’t mean anything! You science-denying neocon fascist racist warmongering planet-raping… [Goes on like this for a bit]
My goodness. Feel better?
No.
Nor will any of the rest of the AGW zealots. It’s always tough for religious fanatics when their most cherished beliefs smash into the brick wall of reality. We should take some time out from laughing at these stupes and pity them.
Okay, time’s up.
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