Global warmening hoax is — well, global
Anybody surprised by the broadening of this outrageous scandal really shouldn’t be. News from New Zealand:
Straight away you can see there’s no slope—either up or down. The temperatures are remarkably constant way back to the 1850s. Of course, the temperature still varies from year to year, but the trend stays level—statistically insignificant at 0.06°C per century since 1850.
Putting these two graphs side by side, you can see huge differences. What is going on?
A pseudoscientific scam, that’s what; one that will allow for some would-be world-governing organization or other, either an existing one or something newly ginned up, to assert more control over everydamnedthing, which is really what this is all about. And naturally, Zombie Media and various collectivist tyrannies such as our own go right on refusing to take any notice that the jig is up. The hoax has brought them this far, and they intend to keep on riding that Left-footed nag right to the finish line if they can. And doubt not, folks; if the revelation of the truth hobbles it, they’ll just find another one to saddle up.
Update! Houston Comical soldiers on, hilarity ensues.
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However, like my fellow scientists at East Anglia, I have reviewed all the pertinent Flinstones episodes and concluded it's not a problem.
Warmening causes giant squid to become aggressive...and to become more tame. It causes wolves to eat more...and to eat less. It causes floods...and droughts.
I remember when liberals used to mock The One Idea That Explains Everything. Now they cling to it like Sully clings to a receipt for an IUD he found in the dumpster behind Wasilla Drug & Fountain.
There's only one possible explanation for this: more Global Warming! And Bush. Always Bush.