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Is there nothing these insane killjoys won’t piss all over?

November 25th, 2009

Just another smarmy lecture from the PETA prigs. “This Thanksgiving, give thanks you’re not a turkey — go VEGAN!” Yeah, right; hold your breath waiting for that, whydon’tcha. I’m way more thankful that I’m not one of these sanctimonious, self-flagellating scolds.

We humans are at the top of the food chain, pricks. Get over it already.

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  1. Randy Rager
    November 25th, 2009 at 17:15 | #1
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    I used to think turkeys were the dumbest thing on two feet. Then PETA came along...
  2. Stephen Green
    November 26th, 2009 at 23:09 | #2
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    Given their diet, are you sure you didn't mean to say "self-flatulating scolds?"

    Happy Thanksgiving, Mike!

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