NIXON WUZ ROBBED!

Obviously we cannot give allegiance to the criminal regime in Washington until such time as Presidente Richard Hussein Nixon is restored to the office which was stolen from him in a illegal coup by Democrats in 1974.

And since Nixon, Agnew and Ford are all gone now, power must devolve to a remaining high-level member of the Nixon Administration.

Hmmm…let’s see…who could we get?…got it!

Welcome back to the White House…President Rumsfeld!

Outrageous, you say? Well, that’s what we just did to Honduras.

This is President Obama’s first foreign policy triumph, if you don’t count bowing obsequiously to a Mecca-sized Potentate of Pedastry.

Obama’s only similar triumph was when he was still a senator and he helped campaign for his Communist cousin Odinga, who lost the Kenyan election, but went on an ethnic-cleansing spree and was rewarded with the Prime Minister’s office.

Ray Walser:

The Obama team did an excellent job of undermining the Honduran economy by cutting off economic assistance, throttling tourism with travel warnings, yanking visas away from Hondurans, and creating a climate of massive uncertainty that spooked U.S. investors and businesses. The U.S. embassy in Honduras did yeomen’s work watching out for the interests of the Zelaya clan, leaving many to wonder which side it was pulling for. In short, against a small, friendly, anti-Chávez ally, the administration mustered the sort of muscle it would never dare use against Iran, Russia, or Venezuela.

The accord requires implementation by the Hondurans, good behavior by Zelaya, and a quick infusion of international support for the elections. It requires hands-on U.S. diplomacy, not pre-June 28 complacency, to make sure Zelaya doesn’t yet derail the electoral process and steal Honduras from under the eyes of the Obama administration.

You had me right up until the end, Mr. Walser; stealing Honduras for socialism is the entire purpose of the Obama administration.

The hope is that Zelaya will soon slink away into the night. Hot Air:

He gets to return home, but essentially gets to sit in an office for a few weeks and do nothing. Assuming he doesn’t lead some sort of coup d’etat himself on his return to Honduras, which would make the Obama administration look even more inept in this circumstance, Zelaya is out of power for good.

But Castro, originally a Peronista, was arrested for his coup attempt against Batista. He was released and became much worse than Batista. Same with Chavez. Ortega got a second bite at the apple and just held a secret Supreme Court session with his own personal justices. You’re not going to believe this, but the Court/Fan Club ruled that he could keep running for office forever, despite the Constitution, just as Zelaya sought.

As Ed Morrissey noted this summer, the era of the Man on the Horse is returning to Latin America. Honduras was one of the few countries to stand up to it, and for their trouble, Obama just kicked them in the teeth. This aggressive socialist hegemony by Obama can only hasten that trend.

Some say we shouldn’t be too hard on Roberto Micheletti for signing this deal, to which I say “Excuse me? You’re joking, right?”

Of course they couldn’t stand up to both their Communists and ours. That’s too much for anyone. It was a tag team effort, and it has succeeded for now. I hope they’re not too hard on us. If we hadn’t foolishly chosen a socialist in November, Hondurans wouldn’t have been forced to choose between coercive imperial blackmail and their own Constitution today.

Forgive us, Hondurans; we lost our way.

President Obama is known for his perma-pologizing for America.

For once, he’s right.