Over 50 billion jobs created, saved, conceived of, imagined, dreamed up, and/or fantasized about
And they only spent a buck 3.85 doing it, too!
The Obama administration’s $787 billion stimulus bill directly saved or created about 650,000 jobs as of the end of last month, administration officials announced this morning.
Factoring jobs indirectly created from the stimulus — not reflected in these numbers — an administration official says in a statement that “because these reports show that less than half of the spending through that date created or saved about 650,000 jobs, they confirm government and private forecaster’s estimates that overall Recovery Act spending has created and saved at least 1 million jobs.”
Another excellent benefit of the “stimulus” scam is that the national employment rate is now over 170%, and each and every last American now has a net worth of over one zillion dollars. Also, we can all fly without mechanical assistance, climb sheer walls like Spiderman, and make ourselves invisible at will.
Well, I mean, what the hell; if you’re gonna just make shit up so obviously, why not go big?
THANKS, OBAMANDIAS, KING OF KINGS! MMM MMM MMM!
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