“SON, DON’T LISTEN TO ANYBODY WHO TELLS YOU ‘LIFE IS LIKE A BOX OF CHOCOLATES.'”
Besides, everybody knows it’s like a bag of jellybeans.
National Security Advisor Robert McFarlane on President Reagan:
“He knows so little, and accomplishes so much.”
Saturday Night Live on President Gump:
“He knows so much, and accomplishes so little.”
Have you ever considered the possibility that…no…nevermind. Forget it. Go back to sleep.
President Reagan-in-Reverse says you are getting sleepy, so very sleepy…