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Mama Always Said

“SON, DON’T LISTEN TO ANYBODY WHO TELLS YOU ‘LIFE IS LIKE A BOX OF CHOCOLATES.'”

Besides, everybody knows it’s like a bag of jellybeans.

National Security Advisor Robert McFarlane on President Reagan:

“He knows so little, and accomplishes so much.”

Saturday Night Live on President Gump:

“He knows so much, and accomplishes so little.”

Have you ever considered the possibility that…no…nevermind. Forget it. Go back to sleep.

President Reagan-in-Reverse says you are getting sleepy, so very sleepy…

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3 thoughts on “Mama Always Said

  1. That’s a really lame effort there, Spurwood. You’re phoning it in, son.

    Ploversera, Ploversera; What have I ever done to make you treat me so disrespectfully?

  2. Life is like a box of chocalates – some are just nutty, some are gooey, some are nasty, and some are alright.

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